Mr. Peabody and Sherman Quotes
Penny Peterson: I'm not Penny anymore. Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.
Mr. Peabody: Precious, perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here, you are most definitely in de-Nile.
Sherman: [laughs]I don't get it.
Mr. Peabody: Precious, perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here, you are most definitely in de-Nile.
Sherman: [laughs]I don't get it.
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Mr. Peabody: Why can't children be so simple?
Leonardo da Vinci: Because children are not machines, Peabody. Believe me, I tried to build one. Oh! It was creepy.
Leonardo da Vinci: Because children are not machines, Peabody. Believe me, I tried to build one. Oh! It was creepy.
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Judge: Mr. Peabody, you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. An advisor to heads of state. A captain of industry. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. A home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting *all* the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. A home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting *all* the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
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George Washington: I hereby award Mr. Peabody a Presidential pardon.
Abraham Lincoln: Me too!
Bill Clinton: I've done worse.
Abraham Lincoln: Me too!
Bill Clinton: I've done worse.
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Sherman: I love you, Mr. Peabody.
Mr. Peabody: [after momentarily searching the right answer for him]for I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman. [later on]
Mr. Peabody: I... I love you, Sherman.
Sherman: [With a warm understanding smile]I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.
Mr. Peabody: [after momentarily searching the right answer for him]for I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman. [later on]
Mr. Peabody: I... I love you, Sherman.
Sherman: [With a warm understanding smile]I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.
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[from trailer] Judge: If a boy can adopt a dog, I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.
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Agamemnon: Odysseus, what news do you bring?
Odysseus: Someone left this for us.
Agamemnon: A present. Nice. It looks just like *our* horse.
Odysseus: Should I bring it inside?
Agamemnon: It'd be rude not to. [Odysseus lays down the horse and Peabody pops out]
Agamemnon: [laughs]I did *not* see that coming!
Odysseus: Someone left this for us.
Agamemnon: A present. Nice. It looks just like *our* horse.
Odysseus: Should I bring it inside?
Agamemnon: It'd be rude not to. [Odysseus lays down the horse and Peabody pops out]
Agamemnon: [laughs]I did *not* see that coming!
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[last lines] Mr. Peabody: No doubt about it. Every dog should have a boy.
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Sherman: Now, can we have some cake?
Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui.
Sherman: Oh, yeah, sorry. heh. May we have some cake?
Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui!
Sherman: Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.
Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui.
Sherman: Oh, yeah, sorry. heh. May we have some cake?
Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui!
Sherman: Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.
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Paul Peterson: So, he's literally a dog.
Patty Peterson: Paul!
Mr. Peabody: No, that's all right. Although, I prefer the term literate dog.
Patty Peterson: Paul!
Mr. Peabody: No, that's all right. Although, I prefer the term literate dog.
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Mr. Peabody: Sherman, sit!
Sherman: You can't talk to me like that. I'm not a dog.
Mr. Peabody: What did you say?
Sherman: I said, I'm not a dog!
Mr. Peabody: You're right, Sherman, you're not. You're just a very bad boy!
Sherman: You can't talk to me like that. I'm not a dog.
Mr. Peabody: What did you say?
Sherman: I said, I'm not a dog!
Mr. Peabody: You're right, Sherman, you're not. You're just a very bad boy!
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Sherman: [as Peabody is being dragged into a wagon]Wait! Give him another chance!
Ms. Grunion: He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.
Sherman: But I'm the one who made all the mistakes. I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission. The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.
Mr. Peabody: [almost heartbroken]Sherman.
Ms. Grunion: You're absolutely right, Sherman. What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?
Sherman: Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion. But there's one thing you haven't considered.
Ms. Grunion: What's that?
Sherman: [proudly]I'm a dog, too! If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you, and who's always there to pick you up when you fall, and loves you no matter how many times you mess up... if that's what it means to be a dog... then, yeah, I'm a dog, too! [Penny, her parents, and the historical people join Sherman's pledge, which deeply touches Peabody]
Ms. Grunion: He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.
Sherman: But I'm the one who made all the mistakes. I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission. The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.
Mr. Peabody: [almost heartbroken]Sherman.
Ms. Grunion: You're absolutely right, Sherman. What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?
Sherman: Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion. But there's one thing you haven't considered.
Ms. Grunion: What's that?
Sherman: [proudly]I'm a dog, too! If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you, and who's always there to pick you up when you fall, and loves you no matter how many times you mess up... if that's what it means to be a dog... then, yeah, I'm a dog, too! [Penny, her parents, and the historical people join Sherman's pledge, which deeply touches Peabody]
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Penny Peterson: I'm gonna have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.
Mr. Peabody: Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young. Are you sure you've thought this through?
Penny Peterson: Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.
Mr. Peabody: Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young. Are you sure you've thought this through?
Penny Peterson: Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.
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Police Officer: Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb!
Robespierre: I take orders from no man! Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite! [gets tasered]
Robespierre: [twitching]Oooh-la-la!
Robespierre: I take orders from no man! Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite! [gets tasered]
Robespierre: [twitching]Oooh-la-la!
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Mr. Peabody: I received my degree at Harvard. Vale-dog-torian, of course.
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Penny Peterson: Um, hold up a second. Can you walk me through that, somebody?
King Tut: What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you too. And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars, and then mummify whatever's left.
Penny Peterson: Okay, I'm seeing this now. Thank you. I'm going to go with them.
King Tut: What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you too. And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars, and then mummify whatever's left.
Penny Peterson: Okay, I'm seeing this now. Thank you. I'm going to go with them.
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[Mr. Peabody holds a baby Sherman in his hands] Sherman: Da-da!
Mr. Peabody: No, Sherman, not Da-da. You shall call me Mr. Peabody. Or, in less formal moments, simply Peabody.
Sherman: Mepa Pea-baba?
Mr. Peabody: That's right, Mr. Pea-baba.
Mr. Peabody: No, Sherman, not Da-da. You shall call me Mr. Peabody. Or, in less formal moments, simply Peabody.
Sherman: Mepa Pea-baba?
Mr. Peabody: That's right, Mr. Pea-baba.
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Taxi Driver: Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.
Albert Einstein: Hey, I'm walking here!
Albert Einstein: Hey, I'm walking here!
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Agamemnon: FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues. My old man is a minotaur. Half man, half bull, all judgement. Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world, but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing.
Ajax: [in falsetto]I wanted to be in the Greek Chorus.
Agamemnon: Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus. Let's just say you do *not* want to be at his house over the holidays. It's awkward.
Ajax: [in falsetto]I wanted to be in the Greek Chorus.
Agamemnon: Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus. Let's just say you do *not* want to be at his house over the holidays. It's awkward.
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[King Tut arrives] Sherman: Who's that, Mr. Peabody?
Mr. Peabody: That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun, son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom, King Tutankhamun. Otherwise know as King Tut.
Penny Peterson: My boyfriend.
Sherman: King Tut is your boyfriend?
Penny Peterson: Mm-hmm.
Mr. Peabody: That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun, son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom, King Tutankhamun. Otherwise know as King Tut.
Penny Peterson: My boyfriend.
Sherman: King Tut is your boyfriend?
Penny Peterson: Mm-hmm.
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Sherman: Oh, this water tastes terrible.
Mr. Peabody: Interestingly, that's not water.
Mr. Peabody: Interestingly, that's not water.
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Agamemnon: What sort of creature are you?
Ms. Grunion: The name's Grunion!
Agamemnon: I'm in love!
Ms. Grunion: The name's Grunion!
Agamemnon: I'm in love!
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[Mr. Peabody & Sherman come across the booby trap in the Sphinx] Mr. Peabody: Careful, Sherman... It's a booby trap. [Sherman laughs]
Mr. Peabody: What's so funny?
Sherman: You said booby! [Peabody shakes his head in disgust]
Mr. Peabody: What's so funny?
Sherman: You said booby! [Peabody shakes his head in disgust]
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Penny Peterson: Ugh! Jeez Louise, what is that smell?
Agamemnon: [sniffing his armpit]Oh! Ooh. That is the smell of victory.
Agamemnon: [sniffing his armpit]Oh! Ooh. That is the smell of victory.
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[Sherman and Penny had a fight] Mr. Peabody: What on earth provoked it?
Sherman: She called me a dog.
Mr. Peabody: Well, all right then. Thank you for telling me.
Sherman: She called me a dog.
Mr. Peabody: Well, all right then. Thank you for telling me.
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[from trailer] Mr. Peabody: It seems we've ripped a hole in the space-time continuum...
Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us!
Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us!
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Leonardo da Vinci: [watches Sherman and Penny going off to play]He's growing up, Peabody. Like a baby bird leaving the nest. Isn't it wonderful? [Mr. Peabody watches sadly]
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Mona Lisa: Leonardo, tell'a me one thing I have'a to smile about.
Leonardo da Vinci: The sunshine, the pasta. All of the thing that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!
Mona Lisa: But, I'a have not'a seen any of them, Leonardo! Because I am sitting here all'a day on my abbondanza!
Sherman: I don't think that means chair in Italian.
Leonardo da Vinci: The sunshine, the pasta. All of the thing that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!
Mona Lisa: But, I'a have not'a seen any of them, Leonardo! Because I am sitting here all'a day on my abbondanza!
Sherman: I don't think that means chair in Italian.
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Mr. Peabody: [from the first timeline]You know what they say... If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again.
Mr. Peabody: [from the second timeline]This is no time for puns! Even good ones.
Mr. Peabody: [from the second timeline]This is no time for puns! Even good ones.
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