Mr. Roosevelt Quotes

Emily Martin: Jen, am I a bad person?
Jen Morales: No. There's no way in hell you're a bad person. You're a good person... with really bad execution.

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Emily Martin: [7 years old Emily on video]Emily! You suck. Can't you just go one day without fucking something up.

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Emily Martin: I'm Emily. You've probably heard a lot about me.
Celeste Jones: Not much, actually.

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Emily Martin: I... I know that he was my cat, but Mr. Roosevelt meant a lot to Eric.
Celeste Jones: Yeah. Yeah, he means a lot to me too.
Eric Kline: Celeste and I live together.
Emily Martin: In our...? Umm...
Eric Kline: ...in my house.

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Emily Martin: I'll take the second cheapest [urn]
Emily Martin: .

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Art: Alright, well, you're not quirky but you're definitely kind of a bitch.
Emily Martin: [mockingly]Thankyou.
Art: You're welcome.

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