My Family Quote

[Ben is trying to return tins of tuna that Nick has stolen from work]
Nick: Hey Dad. Back already?
Ben: Shh!
Nick: What's this a new baby? Lets have a look.
Ben: Will you go away.
[Nick disapears and reapears the other side of the aisle]
Nick: So what's its name? [Lifts blanket to reveal tuna]Great, I've caught my first SHOPLIFTER.
Ben: Nick shut up I'm trying to save your arse from jail.
Nick: Likely story sir, If you'd like to come with me to the managers office.
Ben: Nick, please I'm your father.
Nick: Great I'll be the man who shopped his father. They'll love that at Fresh Fare could mean promotion.
[Tins of Tuna fall out of Ben's coat as the manager appears]
Nick: [to the manager] Don't you understand? It's a cry for help.

TV Show: My Family

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