Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote

[The Dancing Woman and the Mystery Man drive away on the Highway of Tomorrow. Throughout the ride, the gang makes noises like "The Jetsons".]
Mike [as Mystery Man]: Look. Dead raccoon of tomorrow.
[The music becomes very etherial and dreamlike.]
Woman: [singing] Tomorrow... tomorrow...
Servo: [singing, a la Elmer Fudd]With my sword and magic helmet...
. . .
Mike [as Mystery Man]: That's where President Barbi Benton lives with Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock.
. . .
Crow: Automatic freeway. You build it.
. . .
Mike: Someone invent rock and roll, please!
. . .
Servo: Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central South America.
. . .
Crow: Ah, there's probably some giant kid standing off, holding a control.

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000

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