Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote

[Jeff tries to rewrite his song.]
Mike [as Jeff]: What would Liberace do? Nah, better not do that.
Servo: One of 32 short films about... this guy.
Crow [as Jeff]: Let's see. What rhymes with "blue balls"?
Mike [as Jeff]: Wait a minute! I work for Otis Elevators! I don't write music!
[A dissolve turns an empty ashtray into an overflowing one.]
Servo: Mickey Rourke came over to help.
Mary: No inspiration, darling?
Jeff: I couldn't write "The Farmer in the Dell" today.
Crow [as Mary]: Why would you wanna write him?

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000

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