Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote

[the episode opens with Crow in a cryogenic chamber]
Joel: Hi, folks. Welcome to the Satellite of... Love. Say, uh, Tom, what's with the Crow-in-the-box?
Tom Servo: Oh, I'm just taking Crow's temperature down to absolute zero! Woohoo!
Joel: Tom! If you do that, you'll cease all molecular activity! It could start a chain reaction that could destroy us all!
Tom Servo: Yeah, that's how it played out in our scenario. Hey, wait a minute! That would be really stupid! [Joel puts on a pair of thermal gloves and opens the cryogenic chamber]
Joel: Hang on, Crow! Don't worry! I got ya! [Joel reaches into the chamber and Crow shatters]
Tom Servo: Good one, Joel!
Joel: Oops. We'll be right back.
Tom Servo: I'm not putting him back together, either.

TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment