Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote
Crow T. Robot: It just so happens I've written a topical, satirical review that we call...
Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot: Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky!
Crow T. Robot: Ha ha ha he he hoo!
Tom Servo: Go, go, go! I got it, I got it, I got it! Okay, get out of the way!
Mike Nelson: [Mike enters dressed as Uncle Sam] I'm the government, I'm the government, I'm filled with bloats and perks. I'm the government, I'm the government, I'm the reason nothing works.
Tom Servo: [with money in head and reading script] Boy I tell you, it's not easy bein' the working man, but at least I've earned an honest day's wage and I can...
Mike Nelson: Thank you! [steals money]
Tom Servo: Hey!
Crow T. Robot: I'm the crime bill: bang-bang! I'm the crime bill: bang-bang! I get shot at every day. I'm the crime bill: bang-bang! I'm the crime bill: bang-bang! I'm opposed by the NRA. Bang, Bang! ack, ahh
Mike Nelson: [now wearing baseball cap] Hello Mr. Senator. My daddy's out of work, and he says it's because of the deficit. So I saved some money in my piggy bank, and I'm going to give it to you to lower the deficit. If an 8 year old kid can save money, how come the government can't?
Tom Servo: Honk, honk.
Crow T. Robot: Beep, beep.
Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot: Government gridlock!
Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot: Honk, honk!
Crow T. Robot: Beep, beep...
Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot: Government gridlock!
Tom Servo: There's a traffic jam at the Congress intersection,
Crow T. Robot: But the light is red unless there's an election!
Mike Nelson: Government sure can get tacky,
Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow T.
TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000
