Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
Crow: So, d - do either of you guys know any songs about stock footage that could get us through this?
Tom Servo: Oh! I know a song about stock footage; goes like this: Bada-bada-da-da... EAT IT, MOVIE!
Crow: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Tom Servo: TAKE THIS STUPID LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM...
Crow: Mike, Mike, Mike...? Get...
Tom Servo: ROLL IT UP SOOOO TIGHT...
Mike Nelson: All right...
Tom Servo: AND RAM IT RIGHT UP... [starts sobbing]
Mike Nelson: [consoling Tom] All right! All right, all right, it's okay, you're okay, it's all right.
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Crow: So, the only effect of his complete immolation is... minor irritation and redness?
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Crow: The ONLY end, my friend.
Mike Nelson: Ya, and the children are all insane, right?
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Crow: The Queen Mother could heat up a room more than this.
Tom Servo: Yea. I've seen sexier girdle ads.
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Crow: There is NO way this guy is the hero of the film. Come on movie, movie can I see your supervisor movie, this will not stand!
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Crow: They withheld all the interesting people 'till the end of the movie...
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Crow: This is an example of a time when parents should have crushed their child's dream of becoming a filmmaker.
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Crow: This is how I go fishing guys, with a flash light and a flamethrower.
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Crow: Thrill as they listen really hard.
Tom Servo: Marvel as they listen even harder.
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Crow: To be dead... to be nothing... to watch "Neptune Men" no more...
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Crow: Well Mike, that's just the difference between you and me.
Mike Nelson: You hire deranged psychopaths as caterers and I don't?
Crow: Exactly.
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Crow: Well, I suppose I could just eat the boat and spit them out.
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Crow: What's the point of a helmet in skydiving, in case you land on your head?
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Crow: White Beer, there's a trailer park of taste in every bottle.
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