Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
Tom Servo: [watching ice skaters] Beauty, grace and rhythm... you won't find them here.
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Tom Servo: 35 minutes into the movie, we hit the first plot point.
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Tom Servo: A man was snapped at by a force-perspective puppet today...
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Tom Servo: Ah, straight into the arms of Shriff Menacing W. Pervert!
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Tom Servo: Ah, they clear cut a virgin forest so people could make out.
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Tom Servo: Ahhh, greasy guys carrying unconscious girls, comfortable two P.M. beer buzz, ya homesick yet Mike?
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Tom Servo: All right, we've seen his crotch, his pits, up his nose, the inside of his mouth, WHAT'S NEXT?
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Tom Servo: And now the king rips off his skin and becomes a dinosaur from Mars.
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Tom Servo: And so the completely pointless stretch of movie whimpers out like a small, dying RAT.
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Tom Servo: As for these phantom 'breasts' Mr. Robot claims to have seen, I say 'Phooey-Kaflooey!' Perhaps he has been in space TOO long!
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Tom Servo: At this point, I think the movie just threw up it's hands and said "Oh I just don't know"
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Tom Servo: Audiences won't soon forget when the thing-that-we-didn't-know-what-it-was was put into a helicopter by a guy we didn't know.
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Tom Servo: Bending metal doors, no problem, subduing stocky senior citizens, that's another story.
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Tom Servo: don't suppose there's any chance this guy's going to end up under the wheels of a train, is there?
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Tom Servo: From the director who brought you that earlier stuff, more of the same!
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Tom Servo: Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central and South America.
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Tom Servo: Gee, even the movie "The Fog" didn't have this much fog.
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Tom Servo: Geeze, I hope this works or little Billy will be lunch meat.
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Tom Servo: He awakes with the worst special effects of the morning.
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Tom Servo: Her coffee table was purchased with the souls of young girls. About eight I think.
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Tom Servo: Here, be sure to drink it all, sometimes the poison is on the bottom.
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