Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Quotes
Naomi: I lie to everyone, but mostly... I think I lie to myself.
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Naomi: Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the Wow, Naomi's boner hot way and not in the Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great way?
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Naomi: I am so flattered to know that you put my needs over the needs OF MY BOYFRIEND!
Movie: Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List
Bruce 1: Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart.
George: And other parts of your anatomy.
Bruce 1: Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?
George: And other parts of your anatomy.
Bruce 1: Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?
Movie: Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List
Naomi: Since when do you chew Orbit?
Ely: Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do YOU care?
Ely: Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do YOU care?
Movie: Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List