Nathan Barley Quotes
"Jonatton Yeah?: [after watching Nathan Barley's prank video] [blank expression] Jonatton Yeah?: That's hilarious and co.
Rufus Onslatt: We should give Nathan Barley a column.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, we should give Nathan Barley a column.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah like call it..."Nathan Barley's Column"?
Ned Smanks: Hey, let's just call it "Barley", man.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah, man, or like "Nathan".
Ned Smanks: Yeah, ?cause like, that could be like two columns.
Dan: [sarcastic] Two columns.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah, and like maybe one would be *better* than the other one.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, yeah, and you? and you'd only read the good one.
Dan: [impatient] How would you tell which one was the good one?
Ned Smanks: [dumbfounded] [pauses]
Ned Smanks: Check 'em out. Direct comparison.
Rufus Onslatt: Like, you'd read them both to find out which is the best one.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, and then you'd just read the good one.
Dan: [has lost patience] [looks to Jonatton]
Dan: Are we gonna' do this? Jonatton Yeah?: Yeah? OK.
Ned Smanks: [to Dan] Take the day off!
Rufus Onslatt: Can we go home early?
Ned Smanks: I'm gonna' do laps, basically, after that.
Rufus Onslatt: We should give Nathan Barley a column.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, we should give Nathan Barley a column.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah like call it..."Nathan Barley's Column"?
Ned Smanks: Hey, let's just call it "Barley", man.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah, man, or like "Nathan".
Ned Smanks: Yeah, ?cause like, that could be like two columns.
Dan: [sarcastic] Two columns.
Rufus Onslatt: Yeah, and like maybe one would be *better* than the other one.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, yeah, and you? and you'd only read the good one.
Dan: [impatient] How would you tell which one was the good one?
Ned Smanks: [dumbfounded] [pauses]
Ned Smanks: Check 'em out. Direct comparison.
Rufus Onslatt: Like, you'd read them both to find out which is the best one.
Ned Smanks: Yeah, and then you'd just read the good one.
Dan: [has lost patience] [looks to Jonatton]
Dan: Are we gonna' do this? Jonatton Yeah?: Yeah? OK.
Ned Smanks: [to Dan] Take the day off!
Rufus Onslatt: Can we go home early?
Ned Smanks: I'm gonna' do laps, basically, after that.
Movie: Nathan Barley
Dan: [in bank applying for loan] Twenty thousand pounds?
Bank manager: [looks bemused] Twenty thousand pounds?
Dan: Yes.
Bank manager: I don't think we can do that.
Dan: [pauses] [points to his paint-strewn, half cut hair]
Dan: Well ignore this. This isn't... you know. Eh... tried to sort this out this morning, but the barber couldn't finish because I killed his cat. [sighs]
Dan: Emm...
Bank manager: You killed the barber's cat?
Dan: By accident, yep. So, emm... so just, that's not me. [pause, and he leaves]
Bank manager: [looks bemused] Twenty thousand pounds?
Dan: Yes.
Bank manager: I don't think we can do that.
Dan: [pauses] [points to his paint-strewn, half cut hair]
Dan: Well ignore this. This isn't... you know. Eh... tried to sort this out this morning, but the barber couldn't finish because I killed his cat. [sighs]
Dan: Emm...
Bank manager: You killed the barber's cat?
Dan: By accident, yep. So, emm... so just, that's not me. [pause, and he leaves]
Movie: Nathan Barley