Never Give a Sucker an Even Break Quotes
The Great Man: I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
Waitress: You're as funny as a cry for help.
Waitress: You're as funny as a cry for help.
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The Great Man: [Sitting at a luncheonette table] I don't know why I ever come in here. Flies get the best of everything!
Movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
The Great Man: Oh, for a Maxwell parachute!
Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: What's a Maxwell parachute?
The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
Ouliotta Delight Hemogloben: What's a Maxwell parachute?
The Great Man: Good until the last drop, dear.
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The Producer: This script is an insult to a man's intelligence. Even mine.
Movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Waitress: [to the Great Man] You're as funny as a cry for help! You also pulled that old gag about breaking your fork in the gravy!
Movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
[they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head]
His Niece: Did it hurt you, uncle?
The Great Man: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
His Niece: Did it hurt you, uncle?
The Great Man: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
Movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break