Never Mind the Buzzcocks Quote
Noel: Honestly, if you diss him(Richard Fleeshman) one more time...ill slash you up.
Kristen: I'm gonna watch!
Noel: I'll give you a Chinese burn and Kristens gonna pour-
Simon: A pot of noodle on me?! Yeah, go on!
Noel: Cream soda this time.
Simon: And then some dragons are gonna fly in and put bubbles in my head? Is that how it works? You just say funny words and it works does it? You just try out weird words, hippopotamus and juggling. Is that what you do? Is that what happens? Anyone can do that! I've got fact based jokes!
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow.
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: [matter-of-fact-ly] No! With a motorbike made of jealousy!
Kristen: I'm gonna watch!
Noel: I'll give you a Chinese burn and Kristens gonna pour-
Simon: A pot of noodle on me?! Yeah, go on!
Noel: Cream soda this time.
Simon: And then some dragons are gonna fly in and put bubbles in my head? Is that how it works? You just say funny words and it works does it? You just try out weird words, hippopotamus and juggling. Is that what you do? Is that what happens? Anyone can do that! I've got fact based jokes!
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow.
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: [matter-of-fact-ly] No! With a motorbike made of jealousy!
TV Show: Never Mind the Buzzcocks
