Never Mind the Buzzcocks Quote
Simon: Now that song that you've got, 'Boyfriend', it was inspired by a film about two lesbians?
Stine: That's true,yeah.
Simon: I assume that the film was about them feeling ashamed of what they've done and that they'll never do it again?
Stine: [giggles] Obviously,yes,yes.
Simon: Good,good. And you're not a lesbian yourself, are you?
Stine: Umm no. Did you think so?
Simon: Phew. Well I was concerned.
Stine: Concerned?
Simon: We can't have lesbians on the show.
Stine: Really? [laughs]
Simon: Oh good. You're not a uh.. [to audience] Are there any lesbians in the audience?
Stine: That's true,yeah.
Simon: I assume that the film was about them feeling ashamed of what they've done and that they'll never do it again?
Stine: [giggles] Obviously,yes,yes.
Simon: Good,good. And you're not a lesbian yourself, are you?
Stine: Umm no. Did you think so?
Simon: Phew. Well I was concerned.
Stine: Concerned?
Simon: We can't have lesbians on the show.
Stine: Really? [laughs]
Simon: Oh good. You're not a uh.. [to audience] Are there any lesbians in the audience?
TV Show: Never Mind the Buzzcocks