Never Mind the Buzzcocks Quote
Sean: Can we have a look at the newspaper headline?
(cut to still from the video showing the front page of the Daily Mail - the headline reads "MILLIONAIRESS LOST IN JUNGLE - $100,000 REWARD")
Sean: Well it's the Daily Mail so no doubt at the bottom it'll say like "millions of Ethiopians are dying, they'll probably move next door to you tomorrow!"
Mark: Well it would be good if they moved next door to him (points to David) he could feed them, can't he?
Sean: They don't all like sausages though, they're used to rice and stuff. (to David) Do you do rice?
David: W...
Sean: No, no, it's alright. This was the same time that Guys n' Dolls were about, yeah?
David: No it was a bit later, actually... (an ice-cream van's chimes play "Oh Dear! What Can the Matter Be?")
Mark: Ooh, your van's here!
David: I've gotta go! (gets up) Gotta make some money! (sits back down again) You're gonna let me go as well, aren't you?
Mark: I wasn't gonna cry for you to come back! You must feel very at home with the team captains - a 99 and a Flake!
Sean: I'm a little bit peckish, I don't know why! (the chimes play again) Mummy, the onion ring man is here!
Ricky: Oooh sausages! Sausages!
Mark: Special magic sausages!
Sean: Did you put "Van" in your name after you got the van, or is that just a coincidence?
Jenni: I don't think it's a music video at all...
Sean: It's Ally McCoist and he comes out and shags Midge and goes, "You're Scottish, you'll do!"
Mark: Midge & McCoist. Urgh, what a bad porn film that would make! You'd never buy a porn film with "Midge" in the title, would you?
Sean: Not again anyway, that's for sure!
Mark: Although I would buy one called "The Magi
(cut to still from the video showing the front page of the Daily Mail - the headline reads "MILLIONAIRESS LOST IN JUNGLE - $100,000 REWARD")
Sean: Well it's the Daily Mail so no doubt at the bottom it'll say like "millions of Ethiopians are dying, they'll probably move next door to you tomorrow!"
Mark: Well it would be good if they moved next door to him (points to David) he could feed them, can't he?
Sean: They don't all like sausages though, they're used to rice and stuff. (to David) Do you do rice?
David: W...
Sean: No, no, it's alright. This was the same time that Guys n' Dolls were about, yeah?
David: No it was a bit later, actually... (an ice-cream van's chimes play "Oh Dear! What Can the Matter Be?")
Mark: Ooh, your van's here!
David: I've gotta go! (gets up) Gotta make some money! (sits back down again) You're gonna let me go as well, aren't you?
Mark: I wasn't gonna cry for you to come back! You must feel very at home with the team captains - a 99 and a Flake!
Sean: I'm a little bit peckish, I don't know why! (the chimes play again) Mummy, the onion ring man is here!
Ricky: Oooh sausages! Sausages!
Mark: Special magic sausages!
Sean: Did you put "Van" in your name after you got the van, or is that just a coincidence?
Jenni: I don't think it's a music video at all...
Sean: It's Ally McCoist and he comes out and shags Midge and goes, "You're Scottish, you'll do!"
Mark: Midge & McCoist. Urgh, what a bad porn film that would make! You'd never buy a porn film with "Midge" in the title, would you?
Sean: Not again anyway, that's for sure!
Mark: Although I would buy one called "The Magi
TV Show: Never Mind the Buzzcocks
