No Strings Attached Quotes
Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
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Adam: Hey, you can't call me and tell me that you miss me. I don't want to have that conversation on the phone. So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me and you can't write on my wall. Like, if you really miss me, you need to grow up and get in your car and come and see me.
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Emma: I can't stop thinking about him.
Katie: Who? Adam?
Emma: Yeah. I know it's over and I'm looking. It's just that no one is as.
Katie: [interrupts]Tall?
Emma: He's so tall.
Katie: So tall.
Emma: And he's so, like.
Katie: Happy?
Emma: Annoyingly happy, all the time. But he has this. [pauses]
Emma: He has the best heart.
Katie: Who? Adam?
Emma: Yeah. I know it's over and I'm looking. It's just that no one is as.
Katie: [interrupts]Tall?
Emma: He's so tall.
Katie: So tall.
Emma: And he's so, like.
Katie: Happy?
Emma: Annoyingly happy, all the time. But he has this. [pauses]
Emma: He has the best heart.
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Emma: I made you a Valentine's Day card.
Adam: What? [laughs]
Adam: It's perfect. Will you read it for me?
Emma: [reads card]You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing.
Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.
Adam: Aww.
Emma: Don't make fun of me!
Adam: What? [laughs]
Adam: It's perfect. Will you read it for me?
Emma: [reads card]You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing.
Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.
Adam: Aww.
Emma: Don't make fun of me!
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Emma: [wakes up]Adam!
Adam: What?
Emma: We fell asleep and we were spooning.
Adam: We were?
Emma: Yeah. And we were spooning with our clothes on which is like 10 times worse.
Adam: What?
Emma: We fell asleep and we were spooning.
Adam: We were?
Emma: Yeah. And we were spooning with our clothes on which is like 10 times worse.
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Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should.
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Adam: [answers phone]Hello?
Emma: Hi. It's Emma Kurtzman from Camp Weehawken.
Adam: Yes. What is it?
Emma: So my sister's getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow and, I don't know. I heard your show was tonight. Congratulations.
Adam: Thank you.
Emma: I know this is random. I just, um, I miss you. I miss you so much.
Adam: Ok. I don't know what to say. You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding and she looks happy and everyone is happy and you're not
Emma: I thought. [pauses]
Emma: I don't know what I thought. I guess I wanted to hear your voice. I mean, I know we broke up but.
Adam: [interrupts]Emma. We didn't break up. We never started. Look, I gotta go. I'm still at work. Have fun at the wedding and tell your sister congratulations for me. Bye. [hangs up]
Emma: [looks at phone]Aw fuck.
Emma: Hi. It's Emma Kurtzman from Camp Weehawken.
Adam: Yes. What is it?
Emma: So my sister's getting married in Santa Barbara tomorrow and, I don't know. I heard your show was tonight. Congratulations.
Adam: Thank you.
Emma: I know this is random. I just, um, I miss you. I miss you so much.
Adam: Ok. I don't know what to say. You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding and she looks happy and everyone is happy and you're not
Emma: I thought. [pauses]
Emma: I don't know what I thought. I guess I wanted to hear your voice. I mean, I know we broke up but.
Adam: [interrupts]Emma. We didn't break up. We never started. Look, I gotta go. I'm still at work. Have fun at the wedding and tell your sister congratulations for me. Bye. [hangs up]
Emma: [looks at phone]Aw fuck.
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Eli: [banging his left fist on Adam's door]I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
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Emma: Do you wanna do this?
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. Nothing else.
Adam: Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good. It's gonna be fun.
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night. Nothing else.
Adam: Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good. It's gonna be fun.
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Emma: This isn't really my place. I mean, who am I? I just have sex with your son sometimes.
Adam: Yes she does!
Emma: But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since you're acting like children already.
Vanessa: That was really mean.
Emma: Yeah, I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. Because given the choice between Adam and his dad. Given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, I'd choose Adam. Every time. [to Adam]
Emma: Do you want to get out of here?
Adam: Yeah. Fuck this.
Emma: Oh, by the way. It's the best sex of my life. [yells]
Emma: Great Scott!
Adam: Yes she does!
Emma: But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since you're acting like children already.
Vanessa: That was really mean.
Emma: Yeah, I'm mean. But you're fucking crazy. Because given the choice between Adam and his dad. Given the choice between Adam and anyone, really, I'd choose Adam. Every time. [to Adam]
Emma: Do you want to get out of here?
Adam: Yeah. Fuck this.
Emma: Oh, by the way. It's the best sex of my life. [yells]
Emma: Great Scott!
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Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.
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Emma: Taxi! [gets in car]
Emma: Take me to Adam's house!
Taxi Driver: Okay, ma'am, where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives!
Emma: Take me to Adam's house!
Taxi Driver: Okay, ma'am, where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives!
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Guy: [after watching Adam walk to Emma's room naked]Yup, I'm definitely gay.
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Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.
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Adam: So, what's up with not calling me back?
Emma: I'm not good at this stuff.
Adam: At what? Talking?
Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.
Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.
Emma: I'm not good at this stuff.
Adam: At what? Talking?
Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.
Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.
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Adam: You're fucking my ex-girlfriend?
Alvin: Well, yeah. But... She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: [peeking out into the hallway]That's really sweet. Thanks, guys.
Adam: Fuck you!
Alvin: Well, yeah. But... She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: [peeking out into the hallway]That's really sweet. Thanks, guys.
Adam: Fuck you!
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Emma: Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back!
Lisa: We're not pumpkins!
Joy: We're ladies!
Emma: But you're so orange! [Adam tries carrying Emma inside]
Emma: Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!
Lisa: We're not pumpkins!
Joy: We're ladies!
Emma: But you're so orange! [Adam tries carrying Emma inside]
Emma: Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!
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Katie: [answers phone]Hey! How did it go? Did you find him?
Emma: Yeah, he was with a girl. It's his girlfriend. And I was in a bush.
Katie: Oh crap. [pauses]
Katie: Are you still there?
Emma: [crying]Yeah.
Katie: Okay, get in your car and drive away. How much money do you have on you?
Emma: Uh, like 10 bucks.
Katie: Okay, the box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. You're gonna need two boxes.
Emma: [crying harder]I lost him!
Katie: I'm so sorry. I love you.
Emma: I know. [hangs up]
Emma: Yeah, he was with a girl. It's his girlfriend. And I was in a bush.
Katie: Oh crap. [pauses]
Katie: Are you still there?
Emma: [crying]Yeah.
Katie: Okay, get in your car and drive away. How much money do you have on you?
Emma: Uh, like 10 bucks.
Katie: Okay, the box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79. You're gonna need two boxes.
Emma: [crying harder]I lost him!
Katie: I'm so sorry. I love you.
Emma: I know. [hangs up]
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Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh... [takes out a CD]
Adam: I also made you this. [hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!...Even Flow. Red, Red Wine.
Shira: Sunday Bloody Sunday?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, I've Got the World on a String!
Adam: It's a classic.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh... [takes out a CD]
Adam: I also made you this. [hands it to Emma]
Adam: To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix!...Even Flow. Red, Red Wine.
Shira: Sunday Bloody Sunday?
Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
Guy: That's so romantic!
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, I've Got the World on a String!
Adam: It's a classic.
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Alvin: When you're married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women. Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind.
Adam: You're an asshole.
Alvin: But you're not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.
Adam: You're an asshole.
Alvin: But you're not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.
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Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore.
Adam: Why?
Emma: Because my brain is so big.
Adam: Why?
Emma: Because my brain is so big.
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Sandra Kurtzman: You know I worry about you sometimes.
Emma: Why? Is this about me not having a date?
Sandra Kurtzman: No, I know you can dance alone. I know that you'll be fine. You're always fine.
Emma: So?
Sandra Kurtzman: I don't know. When we lost your father I couldn't stand to see you in pain and I think you knew that. I think that you got good at being strong for me. [pauses]
Sandra Kurtzman: I'm telling you be hurt. I can take it. The world can take it.
Emma: [teary]Okay.
Emma: Why? Is this about me not having a date?
Sandra Kurtzman: No, I know you can dance alone. I know that you'll be fine. You're always fine.
Emma: So?
Sandra Kurtzman: I don't know. When we lost your father I couldn't stand to see you in pain and I think you knew that. I think that you got good at being strong for me. [pauses]
Sandra Kurtzman: I'm telling you be hurt. I can take it. The world can take it.
Emma: [teary]Okay.
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Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you?
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
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Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner! [shocked]
Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.
Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner! [shocked]
Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.
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Guy: I love it when we're all on the same cycle. We all get to be passive-aggressive and fight.
Patrice: You are not even a woman.
Patrice: You are not even a woman.
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Adam: You know, I don't want to freak you out, but I'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometime.
Emma: It's not really possible. I have no time. I work 80 hours a week doing 36-hour shifts. What I need is someone who's going to be in my bed in 2 a.m. who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.
Adam: I hate breakfast.
Emma: Do you want to do this?
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex at all hours of the day and night, nothing else.
Adam: [soundbite of music]Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good.
Emma: It's not really possible. I have no time. I work 80 hours a week doing 36-hour shifts. What I need is someone who's going to be in my bed in 2 a.m. who I don't have to lie to or eat breakfast with.
Adam: I hate breakfast.
Emma: Do you want to do this?
Adam: Do what?
Emma: Use each other for sex at all hours of the day and night, nothing else.
Adam: [soundbite of music]Yeah, I could do that.
Emma: Good.
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