Noah's Arc Quotes
Baby Gat: [to Noah] Curtis. My name is Curtis. Tell anyone, and it's your ass in a sling... and I don't mean it in a gay way.
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Baby Gat: [to talk show host] My peeps been telling me, "Don't play a gay role," you get me? But what I'm saying is, they're wrong. 'Cause like they used to say, "Gay don't pay." But that ain't true no more. Now, it's like, you want to prove you got nuts as an actor, so you play a gay part. And trust me here, I've got nuts to spout.
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Brandy: I gotta tell you, your son is marrying a wonderful human being. I'd snap either of them up in a minute, but, you know...
Mrs. Robinson: Beautiful girl like you, and you're not married? [gasps]
Mrs. Robinson: You're a lesbian, I'm sorry.
Brandy: Ugh, girl, I wish. I'm dickly.
Brandy, Alex: [together] Strictly.
Mrs. Robinson: Beautiful girl like you, and you're not married? [gasps]
Mrs. Robinson: You're a lesbian, I'm sorry.
Brandy: Ugh, girl, I wish. I'm dickly.
Brandy, Alex: [together] Strictly.
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Brandon: Wade was in a car accident?
Ricky: Noah nursed him back to health.
Brandon: That's so romantic.
Ricky: Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy.
Brandon: Sounds like a soap opera.
Ricky: Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera.
Ricky: Noah nursed him back to health.
Brandon: That's so romantic.
Ricky: Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy.
Brandon: Sounds like a soap opera.
Ricky: Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera.
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Dre: When I first met my man, he was rebounding from this real bitch. I mean dude had it messed up in the worst way. But you know what, he got over it, and now it's tight. So sometimes rebound relationships really do work.
Ricky: And how does your man feel about you slugging cocktails shirtless at "The Punk Bar?"
Dre: Why don't you ask him that yourself. Here he is now.
Wade: Noah?
Noah: Wade.
Dre: Noah! The Noah?
Ricky: The bitch himself.
Ricky: And how does your man feel about you slugging cocktails shirtless at "The Punk Bar?"
Dre: Why don't you ask him that yourself. Here he is now.
Wade: Noah?
Noah: Wade.
Dre: Noah! The Noah?
Ricky: The bitch himself.
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Ricky: If meat's a main course, who cares if you have to eat a little vegetarian appetizer beforehand?
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