One on One Quotes

Brianna: Welcome to my rave!

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Duane Odell Knox: After five years of correspondence, I am finally meeting the love of my life, Darlene. Mark "Flex" Washington: Hold on, is that the woman you met on PrisonPal.com? I thought you said she was still serving time for assault?
Duane Odell Knox: It is not her fault that the security guard that she tied up just happened to have a heart problem. The fact is, she's being paroled and she's spending her first weekend with me at my place.
Breanna Barnes: Aw, that's a good idea. After staying at your place, a halfway house won't seem so bad.

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Breanna: And I am behind your back and all your pickup lines is whack.

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Flex: When my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.

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Arnaz: You guys want to be my groupies?
Spirit and Breanna: No
Arnaz: Groupies get in free.
Spirit and Breanna: We can come

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Arnaz: (singing) Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! take my chances, hit the door! I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!
Breanna: Uh, I'm in apartment 8.
Arnaz: first you ruin our friendship, now my song!

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Breanna: [writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.
Spirit: Girl you are baring your soul too much.
Arnaz: Especially for a guy who smells like Cheetos.

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Flex: You are not Destiny's Child, you are my child so Beyonce yourself back in the room and change.

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Spirit: So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.
Breanna: Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.

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Breanna: You're not going to tell my daddy I scratched his record.
Duane: Aw. The tears of a child, and yet I feel nothing.

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Breanna: (mimicking Arnaz) Come on Bre. Lets relive the 80's. Its gonna be a stone cold groove.
Arnaz: Oh. Ok Ms. "You know." Uh-huh Uh-huh.

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Natasha: You must be Spirit. Breanna was right you're not afraid to take fashion risks.
Spirit: Yeah, girl. So you'll be suprised with what I can put together. BAM, my mama's old bathroom rug from yesterday, a new coat today. Girl, it's 2002, get with times.

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[Arnaz on the phone with Natasha]
Arnaz: I'm countin' the minutes till you get back from your grandma's, Natasha. No, I miss you more. Yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!
Spirit: Are you as disgusted as I am?
Breanna: Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!

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Natasha: Your lips are so soft.
Arnaz: So are yours, Breanna.
Natasha: BREANNA!?

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Derrick: You wanna be down with us?
Arnaz: Me, a member of the McKinley Pros? AWESOME! I mean...hell yeah.

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Breanna: That was really cool of you, Arnaz. Maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room.
Arnaz: Dang, Breanna. Do you really wanna know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom? Nothing! In fact, she broke up with me, and hasn't spoken to me since. You happy?

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Flex: take of care your self.
Tonya: Not before I take care of you Mr.Flex "Walk out on me" Washington.

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Nicole: You know Flex, it looks like the only thing your gonna get is "best looking" in the team photo.
Flex: Yeah especially if you're in it.

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Malik: Girl, you know you want me.
Vanessa: Please I need a sugar daddy not a milk dud.

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Nicole: Breanna we got to go. We need to buy you some winter panties.
Breanna: I know she did not just say panties. Dang I miss my dad.

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Arnaz: Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you dont' wanna say anyth-
Breanna: (kisses Arnaz)
Arnaz: If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed. Poppyseed tastes good.
Breanna: you talk to much

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Arnaz: Hey Foxy....
Cheryl: What did you say, boy?
Arnaz: [surprised] Momma???!!!

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Cheryl: Flex, did you honestly think you could be able to trust your kid [rest of the parents laugh]

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Breanna: I'll call her cab, moving van and ambulance!

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Spirit: I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to
Breanna: *Nothing*
Spirit: I can't believe that WE'VE been hanging out with the girl ARNAZ lost his virginity to
Breanna: *Nothing*
Spirit: I CAN'T BELIVE-
Breanna: Enough Spirit! I can't belive we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to.

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Arnaz: Breanna its me! Open up!
Breanna: Oh no. What do I say?
Spirit: How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?
Breanna: No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!
Arnaz: Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.
Breanna: *in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?
Arnaz: No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio
Breanna: *in British accent* That went very well don't you think?
Spirit: Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.
Breanna: *in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

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Breanna and Spirit: I'm funky. You're funky. We're fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-funky.

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Arnaz: I have to go. I have sex. I mean I have a test!

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Arnaz: What are you doing here with...my friends.

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[Spirit lifts up Arnaz's shirt to show his abs]

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