Opening Night Quotes
Nick: [looking bored]Look it's five minutes to show; why do we always have to cut this so close?
JC: [putting his arm around Nick's shoulder]Come here, okay? The secret to success... is *relaxation*.
Nick: I'm relaxed.
JC: No. You know there was another guy in my band who couldn't relax either? To be honest with you, he was just as good a singer as me and the other guy.
Nick: [still looking bored]Justin... Timberlake?
JC: Whoever. Anyway, he should have been front and center more than he was, but he was *in* the closet, dealing with some personal issues. I'm not gonna say who it was.
Nick: [matter-of-factly]It was Lance Bass.
JC: So... You know what I'm talking about?
Nick: I don't think I do.
JC: [putting his arm around Nick's shoulder]Come here, okay? The secret to success... is *relaxation*.
Nick: I'm relaxed.
JC: No. You know there was another guy in my band who couldn't relax either? To be honest with you, he was just as good a singer as me and the other guy.
Nick: [still looking bored]Justin... Timberlake?
JC: Whoever. Anyway, he should have been front and center more than he was, but he was *in* the closet, dealing with some personal issues. I'm not gonna say who it was.
Nick: [matter-of-factly]It was Lance Bass.
JC: So... You know what I'm talking about?
Nick: I don't think I do.
Movie: Opening Night
[last lines] Nick: [smiling widely]What'd you think?
Chloe: A little pitchy.
Nick: Uh yeah I'm out of practice. [kisses Chloe]
Chloe: A little pitchy.
Nick: Uh yeah I'm out of practice. [kisses Chloe]
Movie: Opening Night
Chloe: Seriously, I can't keep up with your sexual workload.
Malcolm: Well what about you and Nick? How many times did y'all do it a week?
Chloe: I don't know, three, or four.
Malcolm: Ha! [starts chuckling]
Chloe: What? [Malcolm continues to laugh]
Malcolm: Awh, honey.
Chloe: What do you- What is wrong with that?
Malcolm: [to Nick, who's just arrived]Come here. Nicky, come here. You mean to tell me, you were only entering this beautiful creature three or four times in a *week*?
Nick: [Seriously]Yeah, but... To be fair, she was also entering *me* three or four times a week, so... [Chloe starts laughing]
Nick: ... It's not so bad.
Malcolm: I like that.
Malcolm: Well what about you and Nick? How many times did y'all do it a week?
Chloe: I don't know, three, or four.
Malcolm: Ha! [starts chuckling]
Chloe: What? [Malcolm continues to laugh]
Malcolm: Awh, honey.
Chloe: What do you- What is wrong with that?
Malcolm: [to Nick, who's just arrived]Come here. Nicky, come here. You mean to tell me, you were only entering this beautiful creature three or four times in a *week*?
Nick: [Seriously]Yeah, but... To be fair, she was also entering *me* three or four times a week, so... [Chloe starts laughing]
Nick: ... It's not so bad.
Malcolm: I like that.
Movie: Opening Night