Paradise Hotel Quotes
Dave Kerpen: [Introductory clip] I've got the looks of an average American guy and the personality of a winner.
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Dave Kerpen: Hmm... I think I have Charla's thong. [Dave takes Charla's thong out of his pocket]
Dave Kerpen: I did not have sex with that woman.
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Dave Kerpen: Whitney. So you're a physical therapist. The thing is, my back's in a lot of pain from all this tennis I've been playing. [the guys laugh at Dave in the background]
Dave Kerpen: Hey, I beat all of you...
Charla Pihlstrom: My back's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the damn mini bed.
Toni Ferrari: [Immitating Dave] I beat all of you.
Dave Kerpen: Is there any kind of special therapy you can possibly give me right now?
Kristin Ellis: Poor Dave, always trying to get some.
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Dave Kerpen: Yes, everyone's playing the game. Hands down, the female playing it the most is Toni.
Toni Ferrari: You son of a bitch!
Dave Kerpen: The past few weeks she's blatently said she wants me out. She knows that one of the girls is going home and suddenly she's being quite affectionate. I mean to me, she's clearly playing the game.
Toni Ferrari: You evil motherfucker! You motherfucker! I'm gonna drown your fucking ass.
TV Show: Paradise Hotel