Perfect Day Quotes

Oliver: [the car won't start; Stan fiddles with levers] Take your hands off! And get out.
[the wives protest]

Oliver: Oh SHUT UP!

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[Oliver is trying to start the car]

Stan: Step on it, Ollie.

Oliver: I'll step on you in a minute. And don't call me 'Ollie'!

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Oliver: Hold that while I get a chair.
[Takes tray from Stan]

Oliver: No, you get the chair.
[Stan says nothing]

Oliver: And don't talk back!

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Tommy: Coooooeeeee!

Trig: Wasssaaaabi!

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Tommy: Coooooeeeee!

Trig: Wasssaaaabi!

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Trig: Your gonna be hot girl. Hot like wasabi!

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Uncle Edgar: Oh, shit!

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Uncle Edgar: [gestures to gouted foot] I got a picnic of my own right here.

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Uncle Edgar: Oh, ****!

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Trig: Your gonna be hot girl. Hot like wasabi!

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[Oliver is trying to start the car]

Stan: Step on it, Ollie.

Oliver: I'll step on you in a minute. And don't call me 'Ollie'!

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[repeated line]

Oliver: I oughta break your neck.

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[Oliver is trying to start the car]
Stan: Step on it, Ollie.
Oliver: I'll step on you in a minute. And don't call me 'Ollie'!

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