Piranha 3DD Quotes
Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.
Chet: Water-certified strippers.
Chet: Water-certified strippers.
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Andrew: How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?
Deputy Fallon: With the money I saved on socks.
Deputy Fallon: With the money I saved on socks.
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Ashley: [referring to Shelby]She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.
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Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has]Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!
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Barry: [about Kyle]I don't see what he has that I don't have.
Travis: Six inches and a badge.
Travis: Six inches and a badge.
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Maddy: Barry, are you crazy? You almost lost a hand!
Barry: I had a pet frog once.
Barry: I had a pet frog once.
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Deputy Fallon: I'm not afraid of some punk ass water... I'm not afraid of some punk ass water...
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Maddy: What?
Kyle: Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.
Barry: I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.
Kyle: Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.
Barry: I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.
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Deputy Fallon: Titanium, motherfuckers. Eat this. [starts shooting at the piranhas]
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