Pokémon Quotes
Squirtle: ' Maybe they got eaten by wild Pokémon. [makes a scary face with razor-sharp teeth, making a chomping motion]
Pikachu: Don't say things like that!
Charmander: Yeah, cut it out!
Squirtle: Sorry.
Pikachu: Don't say things like that!
Charmander: Yeah, cut it out!
Squirtle: Sorry.
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Squirtle: [to Bulbasaur] You go and speak to it, you guys are like family!
Bulbasaur: No way. I have no family. Consider me an orphan.
Charmander: Good point.
Squirtle: Coward.
Bulbasaur: No way. I have no family. Consider me an orphan.
Charmander: Good point.
Squirtle: Coward.
TV Show: Pokémon
Gary: My very first fossil! [Gary's fan girls cheer for him; an expert comes over and examines the fossil] Maybe it's a brain of an extinct Pokémon.
Expert: This is-
Gary: [hopeful] A brain?
Expert: Fossilized Pokémon manure. [Gary collapses]
Fan Girls: Ewwwwww. Yuck! Gross!
Expert: This is-
Gary: [hopeful] A brain?
Expert: Fossilized Pokémon manure. [Gary collapses]
Fan Girls: Ewwwwww. Yuck! Gross!
TV Show: Pokémon
Brock: Ash up here! [Ash looks up to see Misty, Brock and Brock's Onix up on a cliff]
Ash: It's good to see you!
Brock: [after Onix lifts Ash and his team up] How did you manage to survive the blizzard?
Ash: We dug a snow cave just like you said.
Brock: Ha. Too bad it wasn't as comfortable as the one I dug!
Misty: Brock's Onix dug into an underground hot spring. We had a warm comfortable night!
Ash: WHA-?! I WASN'T VERY COMFORTABLE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
Ash: It's good to see you!
Brock: [after Onix lifts Ash and his team up] How did you manage to survive the blizzard?
Ash: We dug a snow cave just like you said.
Brock: Ha. Too bad it wasn't as comfortable as the one I dug!
Misty: Brock's Onix dug into an underground hot spring. We had a warm comfortable night!
Ash: WHA-?! I WASN'T VERY COMFORTABLE, THAT'S FOR SURE!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jesse, James, and Meowth: [after Skarmory pops their balloon five minutes into the show] We're blasting off already?!
TV Show: Pokémon
Ash: Stop this car!
Jessie: I'm afraid we can't do that.
James: [holds up the brake lever] We can't stop, the brake's broken.
Ash: Give me a "break".
Jessie: I'm afraid we can't do that.
James: [holds up the brake lever] We can't stop, the brake's broken.
Ash: Give me a "break".
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Cassidy: Prepare for trouble, it's a brand new day!
James: We're making it double anyway!
Cassidy: Let's see if I can remember my lines...an evil as old as the galaxy...
James: ...sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love...
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Cassidy: [sighs] Whenever there's a piece of pie in the universe...
James: Of pie?
Cassidy: Grr...I GOOFED IT! SO WHAT?!
James: We're making it double anyway!
Cassidy: Let's see if I can remember my lines...an evil as old as the galaxy...
James: ...sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love...
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Cassidy: [sighs] Whenever there's a piece of pie in the universe...
James: Of pie?
Cassidy: Grr...I GOOFED IT! SO WHAT?!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie: Prepare for trouble, we've shuffled the deck.
Butch: It's not my thing, but what the heck.
Jessie: An evil as old as the galaxy...
Butch: I'm doing this all from memory!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Butch: To extend my arm with a big white glove!
Jessie: Jessie.
Butch: Uh...Butch.
Jessie: Cut! [kicks Butch] DO IT RIGHT OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL!!!!
Butch: It's not my thing, but what the heck.
Jessie: An evil as old as the galaxy...
Butch: I'm doing this all from memory!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Butch: To extend my arm with a big white glove!
Jessie: Jessie.
Butch: Uh...Butch.
Jessie: Cut! [kicks Butch] DO IT RIGHT OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL!!!!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie: Team Rocket is not something to be made fun of, but if you're going to do it, do it right!
James: It's to "unite" our peoples within our nation, not "ignite!"
James: It's to "unite" our peoples within our nation, not "ignite!"
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Jessie: There's only room for one Team Rocket!
Butch: Then prepare for trouble.
Jessie: Huh? You're the ones who should prepare for trouble!
Cassidy: You two don't even know how to say the motto!
James: You just made your trouble, double!
Butch: I'm the one who has the next line!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Cassidy: The goodness of truth and love!
Butch: Then prepare for trouble.
Jessie: Huh? You're the ones who should prepare for trouble!
Cassidy: You two don't even know how to say the motto!
James: You just made your trouble, double!
Butch: I'm the one who has the next line!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Cassidy: The goodness of truth and love!
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James: Reach to the stars above!
Butch: Wrath to the stars above!
Jessie: JESSIE!
Cassidy: CASSIDY!
James: JAMES!
Butch: BUTCH!
Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Cassidy: Team Rocket's circling Earth all day and night!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Butch: Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight!
Butch: Wrath to the stars above!
Jessie: JESSIE!
Cassidy: CASSIDY!
James: JAMES!
Butch: BUTCH!
Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Cassidy: Team Rocket's circling Earth all day and night!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Butch: Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight!
TV Show: Pokémon
Misty: This Meowth looks so real, I can't tell it's a dummy!
Meowth: (to himself) She can't tell I'm real and I'm the dummy?
Meowth: (to himself) She can't tell I'm real and I'm the dummy?
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Meowth: (On top of a Claydol using rapid spin) Who turned on the spin circle?
Jessie: I'm about to lose my lunch!
James: That's OK, you're about to get mine!
Jessie: I'm about to lose my lunch!
James: That's OK, you're about to get mine!
TV Show: Pokémon
Ash: (Dressed up as an eggplant as a lure) How does this always happen?
James: Here it comes! Dance like an eggplant! (Starts dancing and calling out) Claydol, over here!
Ash: We're eggplants!
James: Not two guys in costumes at all!
Ash: We're delicious!
James: And no fat, which you might want to look into!
James: Here it comes! Dance like an eggplant! (Starts dancing and calling out) Claydol, over here!
Ash: We're eggplants!
James: Not two guys in costumes at all!
Ash: We're delicious!
James: And no fat, which you might want to look into!
TV Show: Pokémon
May: [After seeing Nicholai remove his Zigzagoon costume] Ah! That Zigzagoon disguised itself as a human!
Max: Would you mind taking another whack at that sis; it really is a human!
May: I didn't know Zigzagoon could evolve into humans.
Max: Are we really related?!
Max: Would you mind taking another whack at that sis; it really is a human!
May: I didn't know Zigzagoon could evolve into humans.
Max: Are we really related?!
TV Show: Pokémon
James: (Commenting on a PokéBlock) It has a hint of, how you say... jet fuel, with the aftertaste of burning truck tires, and for some strange reasons I cannot quite swallow it.
Ash: Is that good?
Brock: What's your... conclusion then, sir?
James: It is my conclusion that this PokéBlock should be destroyed before anyone eats any of it by mistake.
Ash: Is that good?
Brock: What's your... conclusion then, sir?
James: It is my conclusion that this PokéBlock should be destroyed before anyone eats any of it by mistake.
TV Show: Pokémon
James: No one likes a person who doesn't know when to quit!
May: Then that explains why everyone hates you three!
Team Rocket: ...You didn't have to get personal, you know.
May: Then that explains why everyone hates you three!
Team Rocket: ...You didn't have to get personal, you know.
TV Show: Pokémon
[after Lucario saves the tree]
James: Looks like everything's back to normal.
Jessie: Which means we're back to being losers.
James: Looks like everything's back to normal.
Jessie: Which means we're back to being losers.
TV Show: Pokémon
Ash: Pikachu!
Brock: Vulpix!
Misty: Psyduck!
Psyduck: (from behind Misty) Psy?
Misty: Don't you even know the right way to get kidnapped?!
Brock: Vulpix!
Misty: Psyduck!
Psyduck: (from behind Misty) Psy?
Misty: Don't you even know the right way to get kidnapped?!
TV Show: Pokémon
James: Who are you calling a couple?!
Meowth: And which one of us three did you completely ignore?!
Meowth: And which one of us three did you completely ignore?!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie & James: WE SURVIVED AGAIN!
Jessie: We're the completally invincible...
James: Unbeatable...
Jessie & James: TEAM ROCKET!
Jessie: We're the completally invincible...
James: Unbeatable...
Jessie & James: TEAM ROCKET!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie: We can make a phone call over there!
James: But we don't have any change!
Jessie: And without any change...
Jessie & James: Our luck sure has changed.
James: But we don't have any change!
Jessie: And without any change...
Jessie & James: Our luck sure has changed.
TV Show: Pokémon
James: [in Jessie's body] Oh no! What if the boss finds out?
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] Easy! Deny everything!
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] Easy! Deny everything!
TV Show: Pokémon
Ash: Team Rocket? What are you doing here?!
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] Ha! Prepare for trouble in all that you see!
James: [in Jessie's body] These earings I'm wearing are so not me.
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] An evil as old as the galaxy...
James: [in Jessie's body] Sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Meowth: [in James' body] Meowth that's me!
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] Ha! Prepare for trouble in all that you see!
James: [in Jessie's body] These earings I'm wearing are so not me.
Jessie: [in Meowth's body] An evil as old as the galaxy...
James: [in Jessie's body] Sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Meowth: [in James' body] Meowth that's me!
TV Show: Pokémon
May: [Eye twitching] I knew something was funny, Max! this is all your fault with your stupid wish!
Max: So? what am I supposed to do now?
Brock: Jirachi can put the candy back where it came from.
May: That's it, Jirachi get rid of the problem.
Jirachi: Get rid? of problem? Ok.
May: [Softly] oh?
Max: So? what am I supposed to do now?
Brock: Jirachi can put the candy back where it came from.
May: That's it, Jirachi get rid of the problem.
Jirachi: Get rid? of problem? Ok.
May: [Softly] oh?
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Brock: AH!
Ash: She's gone!
Brock: Disappeared!
Pikachu: Pika!
Max: Jirachi, what did you do with my sister?
May: [In the pile of candy] Mmm, help me! someone get me out of here!
Ash: She's gone!
Brock: Disappeared!
Pikachu: Pika!
Max: Jirachi, what did you do with my sister?
May: [In the pile of candy] Mmm, help me! someone get me out of here!
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie: This is awfully confusing.
James: This is like the sequel to a movie I missed...
James: This is like the sequel to a movie I missed...
TV Show: Pokémon
Jessie: We'll steal all those diamonds and pearls!
Meowth: Hey, that sounds like a good name for a game!
Meowth: Hey, that sounds like a good name for a game!
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