PokÃ©mon Quotes

Max: NOOOOOOO! Not Fire attacks too?
Brock: That Pelipper is full of surprises, huh!
May: Um, Max, I thought that you said that Pelipper can only use Flying and Water attacks, Sounds like you need to study a little more!
Max: That's all it CAN use. I don't get it, What's the deal with this Pelipper, this is NOT supposed to be happening?

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Butterfree: I don't wanna do the Whirlwind attack! It's too girly! I wanna do something else. I WANNA THROW A CHAIR AT 'IM!

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James: James.
Meowth: [high squeaky voice] And Meowth!

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Kid: Pokémon!
Bill Cosby: Pokémon?! Pokémon, with the 'Poké' and the 'Mon' and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing, and he makes a sound...(makes a lot of gibberish and noise)

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[Brock growls at Charmandar]
Brock Harrison: Light the lamp not me. [Pikachu laughs]

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[Pikachu runs circles around Leiutennat Surge's Raichu]
Misty Williams: The plan is working like you said it would Brock.
Brock Harrison: Right. Raichu evolved too fast and it never learned any of the speed attacks it can only learn in the Pikachu stage.

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[Puffing up]
Jigglypuff: Jiggly puff puff.

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Meowth: [after successfully binding a Hypno and Drowzee to their metal-winged flying system] We got them! Now, we'll fly away with our catch!
James of Team Rocket: I don't get it. Why didn't we do this from the beginning?
Jessie: [referring to the show runtime] Well, we HAVE to fill a half-hour!

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Meowth: I hate water, especially WET water.

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Meowth: My brain says to run but my legs ain't listening.

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Meowth: Pikachu won't change. If it's going to battle Raichu, it's going to do it just as it is. It's going to battle in the name of all Pikachus!

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Narrator: So the story continues
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.

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Professor Birch , Additional Voices: [growling] You know that's not a Silcoon that you have. That's a Casscoon.

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Nurse Joy: I know why you're surprised. I look like all the other nurses, don't I? My first cousin works in Pewter City, and my second cousin works in Viridian City. I think I'm the prettiest one, don't you?

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Officer Jenny: Oh, I left my motorcycle at the front desk.

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Old Woman/Ghastly: I've been watching you. You're up to no good! And there's no good in your future!
James of Team Rocket: Who? The police, the sheriff, the FBI?
Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.
James of Team Rocket: I don't need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It's a curse...
Jessie: [stares suspiciously towards James] WHO exactly do you mean?

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Jessie: [after encountering a smelly Gloom] It smells TERRIBLE.
James of Team Rocket: It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.
Meowth: My nose feels like it's on fire!
Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose.
Meowth: Huh? [Looks at the empty space]
Meowth: My nose! What happened? The stink dissolved it off my face! [pauses]
Meowth: Hmm? Oh! Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. The cartoonist never gave me a nose.

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Jessie: Buried alive and trampled. We've hit rock bottom!

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Jessie: Good thing we ran into this sign.
James of Team Rocket: Yes, it's a good sign.

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Jessie: If Pikachu loses this battle...
James of Team Rocket: You're right! It's not worth stealing after all. We've wasted all this time.
Meowth: Maybe you can steal Raichu.

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Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble.
James of Team Rocket: And make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.
James of Team Rocket: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James of Team Rocket: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie.
James of Team Rocket: James.
Jessie: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
James of Team Rocket: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Meowth: Meowth. That's right.

Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James.
James of Team Rocket: He does? I think he looks pathetic.
Meowth: That's what she meant, James.

Jessie: That is the Fushia Gym.
James of Team Rocket: It looks to me like a Japanese restaurant.

Jessie: This couldn't have worked better if we'd planned it.
James of Team Rocket: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked at all!

Jessie: We may be mean and nasty, but we'd never turn our backs on a teammate in trouble.
James of Team Rocket: As long as we're not exposed to any actual physical danger.

Jessie: Where did you get all that chocolate? You're holding out on us.
James of Team Rocket: This is mine. Remember? We all got one yesterday.
Meowth: You ate half of mine.

Misty: Isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?

Misty: Just when you give him a break, he has to be a nice guy, too.

Misty: Oh no. Staryu's in real pain.
Ash: How can you tell? It doesn't even have a face.
Misty: It's because I'M sensitive to others feelings.
Ash: Oh yeah, like I'm not.

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