Postal Quotes
The Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
Movie: Postal
Officer Greg: Citizens of this great nation... town. Watch out for this psychopathic deranged killer also known as...
Officier John: [whispers to Greg] Postal Dude.
Officer Greg: Postal Dude. [mutters to John]
Officer Greg: Is that the best you could come uo with? [to crowd]
Officer Greg: Postal Dude! He's wanted for kidnapping, a shootout at the social welfare office, the assassination of Candidate Wells...
Officier John: [whispers to Greg] And the killing of a Chinese woman.
Officer Greg: And he killed a poor, innocent, old Chinese lady. If you have seen him...
Dude: Ever had one of those days?
Mob Member: No. [looks at the Postal Dude]
Mob Member: Heyhey! It's the Postal Dude!
Dude: Get away! [runs away]
Mob Member: [to the Mob] After him!
Officer Greg: [looks at the Postal Dude's picture were he got long hair] No, that's not him. Do you see his hair at the sides? This guy looks like Jesus.
Officier John: [whispers to Greg] Postal Dude.
Officer Greg: Postal Dude. [mutters to John]
Officer Greg: Is that the best you could come uo with? [to crowd]
Officer Greg: Postal Dude! He's wanted for kidnapping, a shootout at the social welfare office, the assassination of Candidate Wells...
Officier John: [whispers to Greg] And the killing of a Chinese woman.
Officer Greg: And he killed a poor, innocent, old Chinese lady. If you have seen him...
Dude: Ever had one of those days?
Mob Member: No. [looks at the Postal Dude]
Mob Member: Heyhey! It's the Postal Dude!
Dude: Get away! [runs away]
Mob Member: [to the Mob] After him!
Officer Greg: [looks at the Postal Dude's picture were he got long hair] No, that's not him. Do you see his hair at the sides? This guy looks like Jesus.
Movie: Postal
Verne Troyer: Get out of the way! [pushes a kid away before punching the other kid in the groin]
Movie: Postal