Project Runway Quotes

Keith: (in confessional) Laura. Oh my god. She's Bad Mommy.

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Keith: I know that this challenge is about accessorising the dog, but it's so lame.

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Vincent: You know, Bradley is definitely Bradley. He likes to jump off bridges and find things as he falls.

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Robert: Bradley is running around crazy, like a man without a country.

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Bradley: It was a great birthday because...my model didn't go nude down the runway.

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Nina Garcia: (to Angela) I don't get it, I don't get your explanation about the assistant to the director to the art camp in Paris. (pauses) I don't even know what to say.

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Laura: (on a team with Angela and Michael) We were actually really happy with Angela's fabric selection. It was more appropriate for the challenge, not full-tilt boogie Angela quilted extravaganza...of puff.

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Angela: I am leading Tim towards the light!

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Bradley: I don't know shit about Cher.

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Michael Knight: I'm not trying to play Captain Save-A-Ho.

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Robert: (to model Amanda) Amanda, I cannot take on your issues from childhood.

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Bradley: TRESemme. Yeah, I used their gel last night and I think it made my hair look better today.

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Tim Gunn: I hate hot pants, but they're very now.

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Kayne: (in confessional) My model is Amanda, and Amanda will not shut up. Are you freaking kidding me? Shut up! You should be pretty and seen and not open your mouth.

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Model (Katie Champion): (trying to explain to Bradley who Cher is) Cher is more into pop music right now.
Bradley: You mean pop music like Prince?

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Robert: Another hard day at the waste-management recycling center.

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Robert: I recycle papers...plastics...ex-boyfriends...

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Kayne: I grew up white trash, so my sister and I used to go dumpster diving all the time. I basically grew up in a trash can.

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Vincent: I let things evolve. I don't own the future. I don't go there, you know what I mean?

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Kayne: (talking about Laura) Her dress is cute.
Robert: It says, FOR NUTS ONLY. It looks like a straightjacket. I was like, she's sewing for herself again.

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Kayne: I went overboard. It's one of those things where I just kept adding and adding and it ended up looking like a toad exploded on it.

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Robert: (about his recyling materials dress) I'm really thrilled, because it looks like a cocktail dress... albeit a cheap, tacky cocktail dress that a hooker might wear, but nonetheless it still looks like real clothes.

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Laura: I worry about - wonder about your choices so often, sweetheart.
Kayne: Well, honey, I worry about your character, and that's worse.

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Michael Kors: (about Alison's model) She looks like a paper brioche.

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Jeffrey: (on designing a dress for Angela's mom) I ended up with Angela's mom because...I think God got drunk today.

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Laura: (about being pregnant with her sixth child) Five, six, seven...I'll just throw it on top of the pile with the other ones.

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Michael Kors: (to Angela) You're a mess just standing there.

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Uli: Mr. Kayne! Time to get up!
Kayne: Oh god! Shoot me in the face.

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Jeffrey: They say it's a party. It's never a party.

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Jeffrey: When Heidi introduced the second 'special' guest, it was Angela. And she sure was 'special'...if you know what I mean.

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