Project Runway Quotes
Michael: I even made a white girl look like she had some ass. That's how damn sexy my dress is.
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Uli: (about Michael's dress) To me, it looks like one of these ads in the magazine, you know...I'm alone at home, please call me at 1-800...whatever...you know, these, these sex ads.
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Heidi: But first before we start with that, I would love to hear how it's been been recognized by people since the show started airing. Bradley, How it's been for you? You look different.
Bradley: (Now shaved and with short hair) They don't recognize me anymore
Tim Gunn: Now they will after they see this show.
Bradley: (Now shaved and with short hair) They don't recognize me anymore
Tim Gunn: Now they will after they see this show.
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Tim Gunn: (leaning down) What is that?
Bennett-Shelton Child #4: Turtle poop.
Tim Gunn: (straightening up and backing away) Eww! I don't think I want any turtle poop!
Bennett-Shelton Child #4: Turtle poop.
Tim Gunn: (straightening up and backing away) Eww! I don't think I want any turtle poop!
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Christian repeatedly says "That's fierce!" or some variation throughout the season.
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Chris: I moved to New York because of 'Sex in the City' and there was Sarah Jessica Parker standing in front of me.
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Sweet P: Basically, I'm from planet Earth. Elisa is on some happy planet. I'm not sure of the name.
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Michael Kors: (on Christian's retro 80's design) Next thing you know, it's big button earrings and you're on 'The Facts of Life.'
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Jack: (about his inflated lip from his staph infection) I got my collagen injection.
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Christian: : I was like holy shit. I'm going to die. This is so not me at all.
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Chris: I've been on every diet known to man. I've lost so much weight. 1500 pounds.
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Steven: Panic is fun. Especially when you are already panicked. I am pretty sick to my stomach
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Michael Kors: (about Elisa's)I don't know about chopping someone up unless they are 5'11
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Nina Garcia: "You went from a wedding to a funeral.
Michael Kors: ...Or a French maid at a funeral.
Michael Kors: ...Or a French maid at a funeral.
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Michael Kors: It's a little Shirley McClaine when she played a hooker with a heart of gold.
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Michael Kors: She was loving herself and isn't that what fashion's all about?
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Chris: (talking about Rami) There is no way he's not making something Grecian and draped.
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Chris: Look, Joan Rivers carved her initials in here when she was a little girl!
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