Project X Quotes
[first lines]Costa: What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch]
Costa: and this is Project X, yo.
Costa: and this is Project X, yo.
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Mom: I'm just worried.
Dad: About what?
Mom: I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend.
Dad: Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old.
Mom: That's what I'm worried about.
Dad: Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Dad: I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser.
Dad: About what?
Mom: I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend.
Dad: Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old.
Mom: That's what I'm worried about.
Dad: Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Dad: I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser.
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Tyler: [panicked]We're fucked!
Thomas: What? Oh, hey what's going on?
Tyler: There's people in the house!
Thomas: Oh shit!
Tyler: I'm understaffed!
Thomas: What? Oh, hey what's going on?
Tyler: There's people in the house!
Thomas: Oh shit!
Tyler: I'm understaffed!
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Everett - Security Guard: Hey boss.
JB: What the fuck?
Costa: There he is! This is Everett and his boy Tyler. They're gonna be running security for the night.
Thomas: Are you serious? Are those nun-chucks?
Everett - Security Guard: Yeah.
Thomas: [laughing]Oh shit.
JB: You guys look like Ninjas.
Tyler: Ninjas are fucking pussies!
Costa: That's why I love this kid.
Tyler: You know it.
Costa: Seriously Thomas, with these two we got nothing to worry about.
JB: What the fuck?
Costa: There he is! This is Everett and his boy Tyler. They're gonna be running security for the night.
Thomas: Are you serious? Are those nun-chucks?
Everett - Security Guard: Yeah.
Thomas: [laughing]Oh shit.
JB: You guys look like Ninjas.
Tyler: Ninjas are fucking pussies!
Costa: That's why I love this kid.
Tyler: You know it.
Costa: Seriously Thomas, with these two we got nothing to worry about.
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Thomas: Look, T-Rick, we can fix this, okay man?
T-Rick: Fuck you! You burn me, I burn you!
T-Rick: Fuck you! You burn me, I burn you!
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Rob: [as the riot police close in]Nice party buddy. [points to a flaming tree in his front yard]
Rob: You owe me a fucking tree!
Costa: All we were trying to do was have a good time you cocksucking motherfucker! This is your fault!
Rob: You owe me a fucking tree!
Costa: All we were trying to do was have a good time you cocksucking motherfucker! This is your fault!
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Kirby: [Filming Thomas]So Thomas, are you having fun?
Thomas: No.
Kirby: Not at all?
Thomas: Yes.
Kirby: You look pretty fucked up.
Thomas: I'm, I'm, I'm a little fucked up.
Kirby: But you look good. Have you gotten lucky at all?
Thomas: I'm pretty lucky right now.
Kirby: Slow down dude.
Thomas: No.
Kirby: Not at all?
Thomas: Yes.
Kirby: You look pretty fucked up.
Thomas: I'm, I'm, I'm a little fucked up.
Kirby: But you look good. Have you gotten lucky at all?
Thomas: I'm pretty lucky right now.
Kirby: Slow down dude.
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Thomas: Dude, people are stealing shit, breaking shit. I mean people are probably stealing shit.
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Costa: Alexis was eye-fucking the shit out of you, and you got college girls on your dick. You're golden!
Thomas: Dude I'm so fucked.
Thomas: Dude I'm so fucked.
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Thomas: Yeah, I'm letting Costa plan most of it.
Kirby: Oh, that sounds like a really brilliant idea.
Kirby: Oh, that sounds like a really brilliant idea.
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Kirby: [Kirby walks in on Thomas and Alexis making out]Oh my god, Thomas.
Thomas: Kirby!
Kirby: Fuck off! [She runs off, Thomas follows her]
Alexis: Thomas, what the fuck? Asshole.
Thomas: Kirby!
Kirby: Fuck off! [She runs off, Thomas follows her]
Alexis: Thomas, what the fuck? Asshole.
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Thomas: My parents are gonna crucify me if anything gets fucked up! You know what I don't care if everyone thinks I'm a dick, I'm getting them out of the house.
Costa: Dude come on. [Thomas stands on a chair]
Costa: Dude what the fuck are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!
Thomas: Hey listen up!
Alexis: Yeah, Thomas! Woow! [Crowd cheers]
Costa: Dude come on. [Thomas stands on a chair]
Costa: Dude what the fuck are you doing? Thomas! Please don't embarrass me like this!
Thomas: Hey listen up!
Alexis: Yeah, Thomas! Woow! [Crowd cheers]
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