Quantum Leap Quotes
Al: Their only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their...
Sam: Al!
Al: With their hair! Their hair!
Sam: Al!
Al: With their hair! Their hair!
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Dr. Sam Beckett: I know how a man throws a ball... [throws a baseball hard]
Dr. Sam Beckett: ...and how he throws a punch. [knockes Buddy out cold]
Dr. Sam Beckett: I am ready to leap, NOW! [leaps out]
Dr. Sam Beckett: ...and how he throws a punch. [knockes Buddy out cold]
Dr. Sam Beckett: I am ready to leap, NOW! [leaps out]
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Sam: Who created this Ziggy?
Al: You. Quantum Leap is your baby. You're the genius behind it. At least you were before your brain got magnafoogled.
Sam: No, no, see, I'm a medical doctor. I found that much out.
Al: You hold six doctorates, Sam. Medicine is just one. Your special gift was quantum physics. Time magazine even called you the next Einstein. The truth is, if there's one guy who could figure how to bring you back... its you.
Sam: And I can't even remember my name!
Al: [Pausing, and deciding to break Sam's own rule, even though Al knows Sam will use the information to contact his father] Beckett. Sam Beckett
Al: You. Quantum Leap is your baby. You're the genius behind it. At least you were before your brain got magnafoogled.
Sam: No, no, see, I'm a medical doctor. I found that much out.
Al: You hold six doctorates, Sam. Medicine is just one. Your special gift was quantum physics. Time magazine even called you the next Einstein. The truth is, if there's one guy who could figure how to bring you back... its you.
Sam: And I can't even remember my name!
Al: [Pausing, and deciding to break Sam's own rule, even though Al knows Sam will use the information to contact his father] Beckett. Sam Beckett
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[his life in the 70's]
Sam: Great. I'm on the take, I wear polyester clothes and I live above a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym.
Sam: Great. I'm on the take, I wear polyester clothes and I live above a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym.
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[Sam couldn't save JFK from being shot]
Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but... the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie, too.
Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but... the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie, too.
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Sam: That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human — I'm a chimp. We don't have rules for chimps, do we?
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Al: It's much worse than death... in two days, she goes home... she spends the rest of her life alone... without love... in Cleveland.
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Sam: What do you got on Al?
Ziggy: He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91—
Sam: Ziggy!
Ziggy: Yes, Doctor?
Sam: Give me what I want, baby.
Ziggy: Oooh. If you weren't my father...
Ziggy: He is 175.26 cm tall, weighs 70.91—
Sam: Ziggy!
Ziggy: Yes, Doctor?
Sam: Give me what I want, baby.
Ziggy: Oooh. If you weren't my father...
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Sam: Dammit Ziggy! Tell me something I don't know!
Ziggy: Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Sam: Something to help Al.
Ziggy: Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Sam: Something to help Al.
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Quantum Leap was a science fiction television program which ran from 1989 to 1993 on NBC starring Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell.
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Al: Your best bet is to stop moving until all electrical activity in the brain ceases.
Sam: That's called death.
Sam: That's called death.
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Al: At 22: 15 Greenwich Mean Time, you must plug in a thousand-watt hairdryer in a house located at 111 Erie Drive, Buffalo, New York.
Sam: What?!
Sam: What?!
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Al: In two days, the Russians are going to shoot down the U-2.
Sam: The rock group?
Sam: The rock group?
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Sam: The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has nothing to do with the rest of the world!
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Dana: Don't tell me there's not any light.... You brought me up here to a cabin to get murdered without electricity?!
[Sam turns on a lamp.]
Sam: See? Light, to shoot you by.
[Sam turns on a lamp.]
Sam: See? Light, to shoot you by.
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Al: Ziggy says the odds are real good.
Sam: How good?
Al: Oh, you know. They're way up there.
Sam: How good?
Al: Oh, you know. They're way up there.
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Sam: Do you have to sneak up on me?
Al: I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?
Al: I'm sorry. What do you expect a hologram to do? Knock?
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Mary: Who are you?
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!
Fake Al: Yin and yang, good and bad. God...
Sam: ...The Devil.
Fake Al: In the flesh, so to speak.
Mary: This isn't possible!
Sam: Come on Al, tell me he's not real...
Al: Uh...I...you...ah...he's real. Oh Sam, he's very real.
Mary: What is happening?
Sam: Why are you doing this?
Fake Al: To put an end to your meddling. Who gave you the right to go bungling around in time, putting right what I made wrong?!
Sam: I'm just trying to get home.
Fake Al: Well you're not going to make it!
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Al: What's with Ebenezer there?
Sam: He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
Sam: He's ready to tear down the mission with his bare hands, Al; I think I'm making things worse.
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Blake: I know you. You're that jerk from the lobby.
Al: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
Blake: Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.
Al: I am the Ghost of Christmas Future. Whoo-haha!
Blake: Please. The Ghost of Christmas Future wore a black cape. Jacob Marley had the chains.
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