Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Hey, I'll letcha in on a little secret. I've uh...I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, you know. We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out and...ah you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well...are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey, rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!
Church: I'll tell ya what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.
Caboose: (dryly) Great.
Church: See, we've got this general-
Tucker: Right...the...general guy.
Church: -who likes to come by and make random inspections at bases. So what I'm gonna have you do is I'm gonna have you go in the base and stand right next to the flag at attention just in case he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he coming by?
Tucker: We'd never know. Could be today could be...a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base! You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag...why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's the...it's the flag...it's...Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker:
Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, you know. We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out and...ah you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well...are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey, rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!
Church: I'll tell ya what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.
Caboose: (dryly) Great.
Church: See, we've got this general-
Tucker: Right...the...general guy.
Church: -who likes to come by and make random inspections at bases. So what I'm gonna have you do is I'm gonna have you go in the base and stand right next to the flag at attention just in case he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he coming by?
Tucker: We'd never know. Could be today could be...a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base! You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag...why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's the...it's the flag...it's...Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker:
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
