Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Anyways I was sitting there talking to Gary about the great destroyer at the time we thought was Tex.
Gary(in the story): The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.
Church(in the story): Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?
Church: And that's when I turned around and i saw...
Caboose: Saw what? Saw O'Malley?
Church: What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-
Caboose(interrupting): What was it?!
Church: Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
Caboose(interupting again): A helicopter?
Tucker: Yeah Caboose shut up.
Church: Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!
Tucker: Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.
[Tucker mimics Tex]
Tucker as Tex: Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
Tucker: Bow chicka bow-
[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]
Tucker: -whoa, ok, story's over!
Tex: You're a pig.
Tucker: I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
Tex: Just tell us, what did you see?
Church: Well...It was a really big...thing.
Tex: That's your story? You saw a big thing...
Tucker: , Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Church: Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.
Caboose: At Tucker's big thing?
Gary(in the story): The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near. The great destroyer has arrived, the end is near.
Church(in the story): Oh come on gary gary gary stop stop stop stop stop, hey if Tex isn't the destroyer for the prophecy then who is?
Church: And that's when I turned around and i saw...
Caboose: Saw what? Saw O'Malley?
Church: What the... Caboose get out of the story man, no it wasn't O'Malley-
Caboose(interrupting): What was it?!
Church: Stop interrupting me and I'll tell you.
Caboose(interupting again): A helicopter?
Tucker: Yeah Caboose shut up.
Church: Yeah Tucker you're interrupting too, just get out of the story!
Tucker: Me? I'm just here to spice things up! Check this out.
[Tucker mimics Tex]
Tucker as Tex: Hi everybody, I'm super horny from all the robot killing. Hey, is it hot in here? Who wants to help me out of this heavy armor? This breastplate is so itchy.
Tucker: Bow chicka bow-
[Tex points her gun at Tucker's head and cocks it back]
Tucker: -whoa, ok, story's over!
Tex: You're a pig.
Tucker: I didn't even get to the part where the sailors show up.
Tex: Just tell us, what did you see?
Church: Well...It was a really big...thing.
Tex: That's your story? You saw a big thing...
Tucker: , Ah, my story had a big thing in it too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Church: Well, I really didn't get a clear look at it.
Caboose: At Tucker's big thing?
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
