Red vs. Blue Quote

[Tucker notices Tex staring at the alien's crotch]
Tucker: Let me put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword.
[Tex snaps out of her trance]
Tex: Whu-What? Oh, I was just admiring his... Alien... Muscle structure...
Tucker: Yeah, one particular part of his muscle structure...
Tex: Well, that's just a matter of penis- I mean opinion! Opinion...
Church: Smooth.
Caboose (horrified): You told me it was another arm...
Alien (happily): Blaaaaarrrrrggg!
Andy (laughing): Hey, Caboose, high five!
Caboose (disturbed): I don't want to do that anymore...

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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