Red vs. Blue Quote

O'Malley: We want something from you, but we're not going to tell you what it is until we need it, HAHAHAHAHA!
Church: No way, I'm not agreeing to something without knowing what it is.
O'Malley: (Chuckling fiendishly) Oh yes you will. You will or else your little friend Tucker will die. Die a most horrible death. And you know his blood will be on your hands. Years from now you'll drive yourself mad wondering if there was anything you could have done to save him. So you will let me do what I want. You will agree even if what I want is something mysterious. What I want is something frightening! What I want is something PURE EVIL!(Laughs madly) I've also been told that a $20 co-pay is pretty much standard.
Church: All right. Fine.
O'Malley: Ah, you fool. And we want the $20 up-front!
Church: Fine!
O'Malley: And in cash.
Church: Whatever!
O'Malley: Ah, you moron! If you'd used a credit card you could have gotten airline miles, or at least a 30-day grace period with no interest. You fiscally irresponsible fools.
Church: Caboose, give me 20 dollars. Wait, give me 30 dollars.

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