Red vs. Blue Quote
Doc: It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant. See, my little gizmo lights up green to indicate pregnancy.
Church: I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.
Doc: Yeah also that.
Church: And infectious diseases.
Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Like this green, [points to Church's head] indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.
Church: If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it.
Doc: [points to Church's crotch] And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency. My bad, Church.
Church: Oh, that's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
Church: I thought it lights up green to indicate flesh wounds.
Doc: Yeah also that.
Church: And infectious diseases.
Doc: Hyeah, it lights up green for just about everything. It takes a while to figure out the difference. Like this green, [points to Church's head] indicates a high level of anger stemming from suppressed feelings of inadequacy.
Church: If that thing keeps talking bad about me, I'm gonna fucking smash it.
Doc: [points to Church's crotch] And this green means impotency. Oops, actually that green causes impotency. My bad, Church.
Church: Oh, that's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
