Red vs. Blue Quote
Simmons: Hey Blues! Uhp, I mean, blue, we're only gonna give you one chance to surrender.
Church: Wha, why would I--[Sheila fires her cannon.] Hey, hold on a second, Sheila. Why would I Surrender?
[The Reds hide behind the rock and whisper something involving the word "sandwich".]
Simmons: Uh, because you're outnumbered.
Church: Bullshit, dude, I got a tank! People with tanks are never outnumbered!
[The Reds whisper again.]
Simmons: We also think that it's your turn to surrender.
Church: WHAT!?
Simmons: Well, if you recall, first you surrendered and you gave us Doc, then we surrendered and we gave you the jeep so that means---
Church: Sheila, shut him up.
[Sheila fires her cannon against the rock.]
Simmons: (quickly ducks behind rock) SON OF A BITCH!!!
Donut: Is that a no?!
Church: Okay, guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this horse-shit right now!
[An akward silence ensues.]
Grif: ...Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy?
Church: HE'S NOT PREGNANT! That's impossible.
Andy: Yeah, unless the Alien impregnated him. That's what they do; they infect the host with a parasitic embryo. But you already knew that, right?
Church: What? NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
Andy: Uhhh...I mean...uhhh--Alien baby?! Uh, that's shocking! I am shocked.
[Caboose contacts Church through the radio.]
Caboose: Come in, Church. Come in.
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you man?! You're not suppos
Church: Wha, why would I--[Sheila fires her cannon.] Hey, hold on a second, Sheila. Why would I Surrender?
[The Reds hide behind the rock and whisper something involving the word "sandwich".]
Simmons: Uh, because you're outnumbered.
Church: Bullshit, dude, I got a tank! People with tanks are never outnumbered!
[The Reds whisper again.]
Simmons: We also think that it's your turn to surrender.
Church: WHAT!?
Simmons: Well, if you recall, first you surrendered and you gave us Doc, then we surrendered and we gave you the jeep so that means---
Church: Sheila, shut him up.
[Sheila fires her cannon against the rock.]
Simmons: (quickly ducks behind rock) SON OF A BITCH!!!
Donut: Is that a no?!
Church: Okay, guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this horse-shit right now!
[An akward silence ensues.]
Grif: ...Uh, what was that part about the pregnant guy?
Church: HE'S NOT PREGNANT! That's impossible.
Andy: Yeah, unless the Alien impregnated him. That's what they do; they infect the host with a parasitic embryo. But you already knew that, right?
Church: What? NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?!
Andy: Uhhh...I mean...uhhh--Alien baby?! Uh, that's shocking! I am shocked.
[Caboose contacts Church through the radio.]
Caboose: Come in, Church. Come in.
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you man?! You're not suppos
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
