Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Hey Doc, what the hell is going on in there?
Doc: Church, everything is fine. The patient is just resting,
Church: (listens to the crashing noises) Doesn't sound like he is resting.
Doc: That's not Tucker, that's our new arrival. He's got a lot of energy since his first feeding!
Church: Tucker...fed...the baby. Gross.
Doc: Actually, Caboose was kind enough to donate some blood. You know what they say: "it takes a village."
Church: How'd you get him to agree to that?
Doc: It's amazing what you can get Caboose to do when you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice.
Church: But he hates needles.
Doc: No needles. Turns out, if you just expose some bare skin, the little guy just digs right in! It's a miracle to see nature at work!
Caboose: (drunkenly) I feel dizzy...
Church: Uh, is he gonna be okay?
Doc: Tucker's kid drank half a gallon in one go. Isn't that cool? I think he's gonna be a linebacker. Or a vampire. Or a vampire linebacker! That'd be crazy.
Caboose: (looking around randomly) Oooooh...
Doc: Anyway, blood is pretty important, so Caboose is bound to have some side effects like dizziness, or nausea, or sensitivity to light -
Caboose: I think I'm going to stop standing up now... (collapses face-down on the floor)
Doc: Or passing out.
Caboose: (from floor) Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice...
Church: How can Tucker sleep with all that racket?
Doc: Sleeping? He's not sleeping, he's in a coma.
Church: Alright, that's it. Get out of the way Doc, I'll take care of this.
Caboose:
Doc: Church, everything is fine. The patient is just resting,
Church: (listens to the crashing noises) Doesn't sound like he is resting.
Doc: That's not Tucker, that's our new arrival. He's got a lot of energy since his first feeding!
Church: Tucker...fed...the baby. Gross.
Doc: Actually, Caboose was kind enough to donate some blood. You know what they say: "it takes a village."
Church: How'd you get him to agree to that?
Doc: It's amazing what you can get Caboose to do when you promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice.
Church: But he hates needles.
Doc: No needles. Turns out, if you just expose some bare skin, the little guy just digs right in! It's a miracle to see nature at work!
Caboose: (drunkenly) I feel dizzy...
Church: Uh, is he gonna be okay?
Doc: Tucker's kid drank half a gallon in one go. Isn't that cool? I think he's gonna be a linebacker. Or a vampire. Or a vampire linebacker! That'd be crazy.
Caboose: (looking around randomly) Oooooh...
Doc: Anyway, blood is pretty important, so Caboose is bound to have some side effects like dizziness, or nausea, or sensitivity to light -
Caboose: I think I'm going to stop standing up now... (collapses face-down on the floor)
Doc: Or passing out.
Caboose: (from floor) Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice...
Church: How can Tucker sleep with all that racket?
Doc: Sleeping? He's not sleeping, he's in a coma.
Church: Alright, that's it. Get out of the way Doc, I'll take care of this.
Caboose:
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
