Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: What the fuck are you guys doing out here, breaking the canyon?
Grif: Fuck off, Blue. A ship just crashed on one of our guys.
Church: What, this ship?
Simmons: No, another ship. Then that ship left and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.
Church: Where'd it come from?
Grif: It's a spaceship. It came from space.
Church: ... ... ...Dibs
Simmons: What?
Church: Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs.
Simmons: No it isn't jackass, we found it first.
Church: Yeah but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See?
Grif: You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous.
Church: Yeheha, yes I can. Dibs- see? I just did it again. Now get the fuck away from my ship, tomato can.
Simmons: Don't call me 'Tomato Can'!
Grif: Try and take it, then!
Church: Um... Ok. Sheila?
Sheila: You bet!
Grif: Fuck... You forgot about that too didn't you?
Simmons: Yeah, kinda.
Sheila: Now, step away from the ship, Tomato Can.
Grif: Haha, 'Tomato Can'...
Sheila: You too, Lemon Head.
Grif: Hey, I'm orange, not yellow!
Sheila: [laughs]
Grif: Fuck off, Blue. A ship just crashed on one of our guys.
Church: What, this ship?
Simmons: No, another ship. Then that ship left and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.
Church: Where'd it come from?
Grif: It's a spaceship. It came from space.
Church: ... ... ...Dibs
Simmons: What?
Church: Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Dibs.
Simmons: No it isn't jackass, we found it first.
Church: Yeah but you didn't call dibs. I did. Dibs. See?
Grif: You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous.
Church: Yeheha, yes I can. Dibs- see? I just did it again. Now get the fuck away from my ship, tomato can.
Simmons: Don't call me 'Tomato Can'!
Grif: Try and take it, then!
Church: Um... Ok. Sheila?
Sheila: You bet!
Grif: Fuck... You forgot about that too didn't you?
Simmons: Yeah, kinda.
Sheila: Now, step away from the ship, Tomato Can.
Grif: Haha, 'Tomato Can'...
Sheila: You too, Lemon Head.
Grif: Hey, I'm orange, not yellow!
Sheila: [laughs]
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
