Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Yeah, that guy is definitely some kind of special forces. He's probably trained in...knives or...ball-kicking or something.
Caboose: Maybe he's an alien!
Church: An alien that looks just like the rest of us!?
Caboose: And that is the scariest kind of alien.
Church: Why are you even here? It would be easier for me to just call random people on the phone and talk to them about this. They would understand the situation better!
Tucker: Blulululula. BluluLULUla.
Church: Well, look who's awake.
Tucker: What the fuck happened?
Caboose: Well, as you may remember, you were impregnated by an alien visitor who was on a noble mission to save his entire species from-
Tucker: Can I get the short version, please?
Church: Yeah. Ya got knocked up, ya got knocked out.
Tucker: Oh yeah. I gotta start working out. Lose this baby weight.
Caboose: Yeah, you know we- we should all start working out, you know especially some of us.
Tucker: Yeah, some of us seem to have let ourselves go more than others.
Church: Are you guys talking about me?
Caboose: We, ah, didn't want to say anything.
Tucker: Yeah. That's why we said something...fatty!
Church: Hey, back off guys! I've been under a lot of stress. I've been carrying this whole fucking team.
Tucker: Where did you carry us, to the buffet?
Caboose: He said it.
Tucker: What are you guys doing up here, anyway? And what's that huge thing?
Caboose: That's Church.
Church: He means the ship, Caboose!!
Caboose: He said it.
Caboose: Maybe he's an alien!
Church: An alien that looks just like the rest of us!?
Caboose: And that is the scariest kind of alien.
Church: Why are you even here? It would be easier for me to just call random people on the phone and talk to them about this. They would understand the situation better!
Tucker: Blulululula. BluluLULUla.
Church: Well, look who's awake.
Tucker: What the fuck happened?
Caboose: Well, as you may remember, you were impregnated by an alien visitor who was on a noble mission to save his entire species from-
Tucker: Can I get the short version, please?
Church: Yeah. Ya got knocked up, ya got knocked out.
Tucker: Oh yeah. I gotta start working out. Lose this baby weight.
Caboose: Yeah, you know we- we should all start working out, you know especially some of us.
Tucker: Yeah, some of us seem to have let ourselves go more than others.
Church: Are you guys talking about me?
Caboose: We, ah, didn't want to say anything.
Tucker: Yeah. That's why we said something...fatty!
Church: Hey, back off guys! I've been under a lot of stress. I've been carrying this whole fucking team.
Tucker: Where did you carry us, to the buffet?
Caboose: He said it.
Tucker: What are you guys doing up here, anyway? And what's that huge thing?
Caboose: That's Church.
Church: He means the ship, Caboose!!
Caboose: He said it.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
