Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: So, this is it, Tucker. This is your little monstrosity. Your little abomination of nature.
Tucker: Uh, what do I do?
Church: Why are you asking me?
Tucker: I don't know how to be a dad! This isn't the way I planned it!
Church: You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea.
Tucker: No, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal father-son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every week and send checks to some woman I hate.
Caboose: It's emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom.
Tucker: Uh, what do I do?
Church: Why are you asking me?
Tucker: I don't know how to be a dad! This isn't the way I planned it!
Church: You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea.
Tucker: No, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal father-son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every week and send checks to some woman I hate.
Caboose: It's emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
