Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: We didn't even use a coffin! We just threw a bunch of dirt on him!
Simmons: No, I threw a bunch of dirt on him. You two only pretended to help and made a bunch of digging noises with your mouth!
Grif: You know that trick?
Sister: I learned from the best.
Simmons: Well, as your new commander, you're both going to learn a little discipline. And we're gonna start by running laps around the base. Sister, you can do girly laps.
Grif: You mean after we dig up Sarge.
Simmons: No,[switches to shotgun] I mean right now, Grif.
Sister: What are girly laps?
Grif: Simmons, I don't think Sarge is going to like you picking up his shotgun.
Simmons: [pumps shotgun off screen]
Grif: And I really don't think he's going to like you threatening me with it. Well, okay. He might like that part.
Simmons: As the new leader, what I say goes. So everyone needs to start running right now.
Grif: But what about Sarge?
Simmons: You heard what command said. Sarge is dead. He died of... what'd he die of?
Sister: Aspirin overdose.
Simmons: See, Sarge is dead of... an Aspirin overdose? Really?
Sister: I know, I didn't think it was possible! Trust me, I've tried.
Simmons: Yeah... wait, what?
Grif: Simmons, don't be stupid. He's not dead, he's just lying underground covered in dirt!
Simmons: No, I threw a bunch of dirt on him. You two only pretended to help and made a bunch of digging noises with your mouth!
Grif: You know that trick?
Sister: I learned from the best.
Simmons: Well, as your new commander, you're both going to learn a little discipline. And we're gonna start by running laps around the base. Sister, you can do girly laps.
Grif: You mean after we dig up Sarge.
Simmons: No,[switches to shotgun] I mean right now, Grif.
Sister: What are girly laps?
Grif: Simmons, I don't think Sarge is going to like you picking up his shotgun.
Simmons: [pumps shotgun off screen]
Grif: And I really don't think he's going to like you threatening me with it. Well, okay. He might like that part.
Simmons: As the new leader, what I say goes. So everyone needs to start running right now.
Grif: But what about Sarge?
Simmons: You heard what command said. Sarge is dead. He died of... what'd he die of?
Sister: Aspirin overdose.
Simmons: See, Sarge is dead of... an Aspirin overdose? Really?
Sister: I know, I didn't think it was possible! Trust me, I've tried.
Simmons: Yeah... wait, what?
Grif: Simmons, don't be stupid. He's not dead, he's just lying underground covered in dirt!
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
