Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Well, uh, welcome to the blue team. I guess we should probably give you some kind of orientation or something like that. So, this is the, uh, this is the base here. It's the outside of the base, inside's on the inside, you go through that door right there, to the inside. Um, there's a ramp over here. There's another one on the other side. It's kinda smaller. Does the same thing, though. Uh, it's got a basement. There's a middle part and there's a top part. Got some, you know, blue flags here... on the outside. Those come in handy when... you're trying to identify the color of the base. It's blue. Anyway, that pretty much covers the base. So, anyway, uh, that's it.
Sister: Cool.
Church: I'm Church. I'm the leader. Everybody looks up to me. Pretty much the only rule for rookies on the blue team is don't kill the leader. That's me.
Sister: That's it?
Church: That's it.
Sister: Sounds easy.
Church: Yeah, well... we're still waiting for someone to follow that rule. So anyway, tell me about yourself. What's your training?
Sister: Training?
Church: Yeah, what have you been told so far?
Sister: Oh, right. That's the base, and you're the leader, and I shouldn't kill you. Ever. [Pause] Did I pass?
Church: No, I mean what kind of military training do you have? Uhh, Weapons?
Sister: Uhh those sound violent.
Church: Operations?
Sister: I don't even know how that works.
Church: Communications?
Sister: Say What?!
Church: Intelligence?
Sister: Uhhh... Huh?
Church: Oh, great...
Sister: Yeah, sorry, doesn't sound like I have the skills you need. Unless you want to see my ping-pong ball trick.
Sister: Cool.
Church: I'm Church. I'm the leader. Everybody looks up to me. Pretty much the only rule for rookies on the blue team is don't kill the leader. That's me.
Sister: That's it?
Church: That's it.
Sister: Sounds easy.
Church: Yeah, well... we're still waiting for someone to follow that rule. So anyway, tell me about yourself. What's your training?
Sister: Training?
Church: Yeah, what have you been told so far?
Sister: Oh, right. That's the base, and you're the leader, and I shouldn't kill you. Ever. [Pause] Did I pass?
Church: No, I mean what kind of military training do you have? Uhh, Weapons?
Sister: Uhh those sound violent.
Church: Operations?
Sister: I don't even know how that works.
Church: Communications?
Sister: Say What?!
Church: Intelligence?
Sister: Uhhh... Huh?
Church: Oh, great...
Sister: Yeah, sorry, doesn't sound like I have the skills you need. Unless you want to see my ping-pong ball trick.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
