Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: And this is Tucker.
Tucker: Sup.
Sister: Hey.
Church: Tucker's job is to do... what... I guess nothing.
Tucker: I'm just chillin'. That's the only rule on blue team, rookie. Be cool.
Sister: I thought the only rule was don't kill the leader?
Tucker: Yeah, but we break that rule all the time. That's what makes us so cool.
Sister: Awesome. On the red team, they break that rule-
Alien Baby: Blarg.
Sister: Oh cool! You have a dog?
Tucker: Uh, that's not a dog. That's my kid.
Sister: Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog?
Church: Nice save. Hey, you know what? I think I have the perfect tour guide for you. Hey Caboose! Come here!
Sister: I thought about having a kid once.
Tucker: Oh, really? It's a lot of work.
Sister: Yeah, it seems like it would be hard. But I thought, you know, who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions?
Tucker: Heh, yeah... Wait, what?
Church: Alright, this is Caboose. He can tell you everything you possibly need to know about blue base.
Caboose: [whispering] Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you?
Caboose: That there are no regular girls.
Church: Exactly. Alright just stick with him, ask him any questions you have, and don't bother me or tucker.
Caboose: What do I tell her?
Sister: Well, I already know the rule.
Caboose: I hate that stupid rule!
Tucker: Go show her Doc and Sheila.
Caboose: The purple one is Doc, and the big one is Sheila.
Church: You know, I
Tucker: Sup.
Sister: Hey.
Church: Tucker's job is to do... what... I guess nothing.
Tucker: I'm just chillin'. That's the only rule on blue team, rookie. Be cool.
Sister: I thought the only rule was don't kill the leader?
Tucker: Yeah, but we break that rule all the time. That's what makes us so cool.
Sister: Awesome. On the red team, they break that rule-
Alien Baby: Blarg.
Sister: Oh cool! You have a dog?
Tucker: Uh, that's not a dog. That's my kid.
Sister: Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog?
Church: Nice save. Hey, you know what? I think I have the perfect tour guide for you. Hey Caboose! Come here!
Sister: I thought about having a kid once.
Tucker: Oh, really? It's a lot of work.
Sister: Yeah, it seems like it would be hard. But I thought, you know, who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions?
Tucker: Heh, yeah... Wait, what?
Church: Alright, this is Caboose. He can tell you everything you possibly need to know about blue base.
Caboose: [whispering] Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you?
Caboose: That there are no regular girls.
Church: Exactly. Alright just stick with him, ask him any questions you have, and don't bother me or tucker.
Caboose: What do I tell her?
Sister: Well, I already know the rule.
Caboose: I hate that stupid rule!
Tucker: Go show her Doc and Sheila.
Caboose: The purple one is Doc, and the big one is Sheila.
Church: You know, I
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
