Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: RETREAT!
Tucker: Ahh!
Caboose: Sprinting! Sprinting! Oh, crap!
Sister: Who is that?
Tucker: That's Tex.
Sister: Whoa! He's a badass!
Caboose: [catches a bullet in the helmet] Ow.
Sister: He's kinda hot.
Tucker: Tex isn't a guy; she's a girl.
Sister: Ohh, sorry, she is a badass. She's kinda hot.
Tucker: [as they take cover behind the base] She's actually Church's ex-girlfriend.
Sister: Oh, yeah? Why aren't you guys dating anymore? [Tex throws another grenade at them which explodes nearby]
Church: Are you seriously asking that question right now?
Caboose: The last time I was shot I got a purple heart. Yeah, I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see, eventually I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.
Tucker: Maybe you should ask for a purple brain.
Caboose: You're just jealous 'cause you have no friends.
Tucker: Why is she shooting at us?
Church: How do I know? And why are you acting like this is unusual?
Tucker: Well, go out there and tell her to stop!
Church: Yeah... I'll get right on that.
Sister: Aren't you like, the leader, or something?
Church: Uh, yeah, Sister, I am the leader, which is why I am officially appointing you our field negotiator.
Sister: Awesome!
Church: Yes, congratulations, we're all very proud of you. Your first job is to get Tex to stop firing at us.
Sister: Cool. [stands up] Hey Tex! Stop shooting, you stupid bitch!
Tucker: Nice negotiating. [Tex stops shooting]
Church: She stopped firing. I think that actually worked. Maybe she's out of ammo. Let me check.
Chur
Tucker: Ahh!
Caboose: Sprinting! Sprinting! Oh, crap!
Sister: Who is that?
Tucker: That's Tex.
Sister: Whoa! He's a badass!
Caboose: [catches a bullet in the helmet] Ow.
Sister: He's kinda hot.
Tucker: Tex isn't a guy; she's a girl.
Sister: Ohh, sorry, she is a badass. She's kinda hot.
Tucker: [as they take cover behind the base] She's actually Church's ex-girlfriend.
Sister: Oh, yeah? Why aren't you guys dating anymore? [Tex throws another grenade at them which explodes nearby]
Church: Are you seriously asking that question right now?
Caboose: The last time I was shot I got a purple heart. Yeah, I hope this time I get a purple lung. You see, eventually I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.
Tucker: Maybe you should ask for a purple brain.
Caboose: You're just jealous 'cause you have no friends.
Tucker: Why is she shooting at us?
Church: How do I know? And why are you acting like this is unusual?
Tucker: Well, go out there and tell her to stop!
Church: Yeah... I'll get right on that.
Sister: Aren't you like, the leader, or something?
Church: Uh, yeah, Sister, I am the leader, which is why I am officially appointing you our field negotiator.
Sister: Awesome!
Church: Yes, congratulations, we're all very proud of you. Your first job is to get Tex to stop firing at us.
Sister: Cool. [stands up] Hey Tex! Stop shooting, you stupid bitch!
Tucker: Nice negotiating. [Tex stops shooting]
Church: She stopped firing. I think that actually worked. Maybe she's out of ammo. Let me check.
Chur
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
