Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Hey, Tucker, is my body on straight?
Tucker: Dude, I don't even know what that means.
Tex: Freeze! Nobody move!
Tucker: We were already not moving. You could've just said "everyone keep doing what your not doing."
Tex: Shut up!
Tucker: Whatever.
Church: Tex, what is your problem?
Tex: My problem is that O'Malley isn't in Doc anymore. He's jumped into somebody new, and I'm not trusting anyone 'til I find out who.
Church: Yeah, we already know we're on top of the situation.
Tex: You are, then who did O'Malley jump into.
Church: Oh yeah I meant-I meant we were on top of everything until that point.
Tex: Typical..
Sister: Who's O'Malley?
Tucker: Ah, its just some computer program that wants to destroy the universe. He infects people from time to time but, its no big deal.
Sister: Sounds scary.
Tucker: Oh, it's all good, baby. I'll protect you.
Sister: Yeah, that's what the last guy said and now I can't stop scratching
Tucker: Okay, never mind.
Church: None of us are infected, Tex, but I'm a little worried about the tank, she's been acting a little weird lately. Can an AI be planted on... [pauses] Tex?
Tex: Who's the girl?
Church: What? Who, Sister? Oh, she's just a new recruit.
Tex: You mean to tell me that I'm only gone a few weeks, and you guys get yourself a new girl?
Church: Oh... um...
Tucker: Whoa. Tread lightly, dude, tread... lightly.
Caboose: You know, I wasn't actually scared, until right just now.
Tucker: Dude, I don't even know what that means.
Tex: Freeze! Nobody move!
Tucker: We were already not moving. You could've just said "everyone keep doing what your not doing."
Tex: Shut up!
Tucker: Whatever.
Church: Tex, what is your problem?
Tex: My problem is that O'Malley isn't in Doc anymore. He's jumped into somebody new, and I'm not trusting anyone 'til I find out who.
Church: Yeah, we already know we're on top of the situation.
Tex: You are, then who did O'Malley jump into.
Church: Oh yeah I meant-I meant we were on top of everything until that point.
Tex: Typical..
Sister: Who's O'Malley?
Tucker: Ah, its just some computer program that wants to destroy the universe. He infects people from time to time but, its no big deal.
Sister: Sounds scary.
Tucker: Oh, it's all good, baby. I'll protect you.
Sister: Yeah, that's what the last guy said and now I can't stop scratching
Tucker: Okay, never mind.
Church: None of us are infected, Tex, but I'm a little worried about the tank, she's been acting a little weird lately. Can an AI be planted on... [pauses] Tex?
Tex: Who's the girl?
Church: What? Who, Sister? Oh, she's just a new recruit.
Tex: You mean to tell me that I'm only gone a few weeks, and you guys get yourself a new girl?
Church: Oh... um...
Tucker: Whoa. Tread lightly, dude, tread... lightly.
Caboose: You know, I wasn't actually scared, until right just now.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
