Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Nooooo! Moan...
Donut: It's been crazy down here, Sarge.
Sarge: Nooo...
Donut: You wouldn't believe all the stuff I found!
Sarge: Sorrowful sounds! Pleas for forgiveness!
Donut: Sarge, keep it down!
Sarge: I have sinned!
Donut: We don't want them to hear you!
Sarge: Donut! Don't interrupt my resentful moaning! If I want God to forgive me, I need to be as miserable as possible. He loves that stuff.
Donut: This isn't hell, Sarge! And you're not dead!
Sarge: Repent! Repent!
Donut: Come on, Sarge, be quiet. I've been exploring down here and I found some really crazy stuff. Look!
Sarge: Why, that crazy fort looks like a Blue base! And just when I thought hell couldn't get any worse.
Donut: Yeah, but look at that!
Sarge: What in the hell is that thing?
Donut: I don't know, but it sure looks a lot like the motorcycle I found in the cave upstairs!

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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