Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: I heard something that time!
Simmons: You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound]
Grif: There! Did you hear that?
Simmons: Yes, I heard water dripping.
Grif: Sounds like bats!
Simmons: Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip!
Grif: Bat water!
Simmons: There are no bats!
Grif: You don't know, what if you're wrong?
Simmons: Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do? [Pause]
Grif: So basically you're saying that you think there's bats!
Simmons: Sure. Why not?
Grif: I'm getting the fuck out of here!
Simmons: No you're not, Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving.
Grif: At least let's go stand by the light!
Simmons: No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict no moving policy.
Grif: But the light would -
Simmons: No.
Grif: - help us see the bats -
Simmons: No.
Grif: - and their fangs!
Simmons: No!
Grif: Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes.
Simmons: You're an asshole, Grif. Why would you bring up snakes?
Grif: Well, I'm just saying I know you don't like snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they -
Simmons: All right, screw it. I'm gonna go stand by the light.
Simmons: You didn't hear anything! [dripping sound]
Grif: There! Did you hear that?
Simmons: Yes, I heard water dripping.
Grif: Sounds like bats!
Simmons: Bats aren't made of liquid. Bats don't drip!
Grif: Bat water!
Simmons: There are no bats!
Grif: You don't know, what if you're wrong?
Simmons: Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body armor. It's designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do? [Pause]
Grif: So basically you're saying that you think there's bats!
Simmons: Sure. Why not?
Grif: I'm getting the fuck out of here!
Simmons: No you're not, Grif, we're standing right here. I told Sarge we wouldn't move, and we're not moving.
Grif: At least let's go stand by the light!
Simmons: No, that would be moving, and thus would violate our strict no moving policy.
Grif: But the light would -
Simmons: No.
Grif: - help us see the bats -
Simmons: No.
Grif: - and their fangs!
Simmons: No!
Grif: Hey, you know what else might be in the cave, Simmons? Snakes.
Simmons: You're an asshole, Grif. Why would you bring up snakes?
Grif: Well, I'm just saying I know you don't like snakes, and snakes do live in caves, and we are in a cave, and snakes like to crawl right up next to people in caves, and then they -
Simmons: All right, screw it. I'm gonna go stand by the light.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
