Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: Just smooth talk her!
Caboose: Uh, I don't know how to do that.
Church: Just tell her she's pretty! Or that she's got that new tank smell, or something. Complement her treads, it doesn't matter!
Caboose: I don't know...
Church: It's easy! Look, here, just practice on Tex. She's... womanish.
Tex: Pardon me?
Church: Do you want Caboose to run decoy for you, or do you want to try this on your own? [Sheila fires a blast into the canyon wall]
Tex: [Pause] I see your point.
Church: Go ahead.
Caboose: Hello... Tex... [Tucker runs up]
Tucker: Dude, you will not believe what Doc just pulled off!
Church: Shut up, Tucker, don't interrupt.
Tucker: Interrupt what?
Caboose: Tex... I think you are pretty... and you haven't hurt my body in a long time, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands and you would go with me, and when you went with me you would be my real girlfriend.
Tex: [Forced] I think that would be... nice, Caboose. We should definitely... [sigh] do that.
Tucker: What the hell? Tex, have you gone crazy? If you wanna get with somebody, get with me! The love doctor! I'm a real man! I will rock your fucking world! [Tex looks to Church]
Church: Hey, don't look at me. He's not part of the plan. [Tex smashes Tucker's face with her rifle]
Tucker: Ow! What is going on around here?
Caboose: I don't think I'm going to use Tucker's "rock your world" line. I think I'm gonna stick with my own material.
Caboose: Uh, I don't know how to do that.
Church: Just tell her she's pretty! Or that she's got that new tank smell, or something. Complement her treads, it doesn't matter!
Caboose: I don't know...
Church: It's easy! Look, here, just practice on Tex. She's... womanish.
Tex: Pardon me?
Church: Do you want Caboose to run decoy for you, or do you want to try this on your own? [Sheila fires a blast into the canyon wall]
Tex: [Pause] I see your point.
Church: Go ahead.
Caboose: Hello... Tex... [Tucker runs up]
Tucker: Dude, you will not believe what Doc just pulled off!
Church: Shut up, Tucker, don't interrupt.
Tucker: Interrupt what?
Caboose: Tex... I think you are pretty... and you haven't hurt my body in a long time, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands and you would go with me, and when you went with me you would be my real girlfriend.
Tex: [Forced] I think that would be... nice, Caboose. We should definitely... [sigh] do that.
Tucker: What the hell? Tex, have you gone crazy? If you wanna get with somebody, get with me! The love doctor! I'm a real man! I will rock your fucking world! [Tex looks to Church]
Church: Hey, don't look at me. He's not part of the plan. [Tex smashes Tucker's face with her rifle]
Tucker: Ow! What is going on around here?
Caboose: I don't think I'm going to use Tucker's "rock your world" line. I think I'm gonna stick with my own material.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
