Red vs. Blue Quote

Church: So Caboose is going to be up front talking to her, and while he's got her distracted, you sneak around the back, access the panel, and shut her down.
Tex: Okay. I'll do it. [Pause]
Church: What, that's it? You will? No bargaining? No ridiculous demands?
Tex: No. I'm trying to find O'Malley and his friend. In a way, you guys are helping me. If anyone should be making demands, it should be you.
Church: Oh, well in that case-
Tex: Forget it. Deal's done.
Church: Dammit.
Caboose: Um, how should I distract Sheila?
Church: Just talk to her! Keep her attention, that's it.
Caboose: I... don't know, we kinda have a history... uh, she may not want to talk to me.
Church: So? Tex and I have a rough history. Doesn't mean we can't be professional and hold a conversation.
Tex: I wouldn't exactly call them conversations.
Church: Ugh, get off my back, woman, can't you see I'm working here?
Tex: Please! You call this working?
Caboose: See, uh, this is exactly what could happen with me and Sheila, only with more getting shot by tanks.
Church: Caboose, if that happened, I'm sure the shell would just bounce off you and land on me somehow.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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