Red vs. Blue Quote

Tucker: Junior? Junior? Hey Junior? Where did you go?
Junior: Honk!
Tucker: There you are!
Junior: Honk!
Tucker: You little rascal.
Junior: [quietly and high-pitched] Honk!
Doc: Okay, Sister. Any other conditions I should know about?
Sister: Umm, Let's see... You know about all the ways I'm contagious...
Tucker: Hey, what's going on here?
Sister: Oh! I'm color-blind!
Doc: Really? That's weird, but I don't think it'll cause any problems here. Okay, go ahead and bend over.
Sister: Sure. Like this?
Doc: Wow! Yeah! You're really limber and in a really great shape.
Sister: Yeah I am!
Doc: I'm not gonna play against you in Twister.
Sister: Check this out!
Doc: Wowsers! I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold.
Sister: That's cool. Sorry if my body is a little hot.
Tucker: [standing behind a corner] Hey, do you guys need any help in there?
Sister: Is someone spying on us? Yes! Hot!
Doc: No, we're good! Hey Sister? You want me to turn up the heat or something? You look like you're...
Sister: Eh, I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you.
Tucker: I could just walk around this corner, if you need me to. Wouldn't be a problem.
Doc: We got it! Hey, sorry I got you all wet before. I didn't even know how that bucket of baby oil got up on that shelf. That was weird.
Sister: That's okay. I think it will actually help. Squeezing these puppies into the armor could be a little difficult.
Tucker: Maybe I should just lo

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