Red vs. Blue Quote
Simmons: Come on. Grif should be right over here.
Donut: Don't listen to him, Sarge! He's just trying to score more drugs to keep his habit alive! Remember last month, when he asked for money? It was for drugs!
Sarge: That was part of the budgetary meeting, Donut! He needed more funds for vehicle maintenance.
Donut: Enabler!
Simmons: I see something.
Sarge: Ah, there's my shotgun! Mission accomplished! Excellent work, men. Let's hang up a banner.
Simmons: There's Grif.
Sarge: Oh right, and Grif... Excellent- somethin'-or-other... He[Grif moaning]-w-why do I even bother?
Grif: [Weak] What happened? What did you do to me?
Simmons: We got knocked-the fuck-out out! And the people who did it must've taken you.
Grif: Oh, right. They kept asking me questions... They wanted information...
Sarge: Information? What did the-
Simmons: Woah, woah, they wanted information and they took you!? Why wouldn't they take me?
Sarge: What did they look like?
Simmons: Sarge, please. I was right there next to you. If they needed information, why would they take you instead of me?
Grif: What, are you jealous? Jesus..
Simmons: No. I think if you're gonna drug and torture people, you don't need to insult their intelligence too. That's just mean.
Grif: Yeah, you're jealous.
Sarge: Besides, takin' all the fun out of interrogating.
Donut: Don't listen to him, Sarge! He's just trying to score more drugs to keep his habit alive! Remember last month, when he asked for money? It was for drugs!
Sarge: That was part of the budgetary meeting, Donut! He needed more funds for vehicle maintenance.
Donut: Enabler!
Simmons: I see something.
Sarge: Ah, there's my shotgun! Mission accomplished! Excellent work, men. Let's hang up a banner.
Simmons: There's Grif.
Sarge: Oh right, and Grif... Excellent- somethin'-or-other... He[Grif moaning]-w-why do I even bother?
Grif: [Weak] What happened? What did you do to me?
Simmons: We got knocked-the fuck-out out! And the people who did it must've taken you.
Grif: Oh, right. They kept asking me questions... They wanted information...
Sarge: Information? What did the-
Simmons: Woah, woah, they wanted information and they took you!? Why wouldn't they take me?
Sarge: What did they look like?
Simmons: Sarge, please. I was right there next to you. If they needed information, why would they take you instead of me?
Grif: What, are you jealous? Jesus..
Simmons: No. I think if you're gonna drug and torture people, you don't need to insult their intelligence too. That's just mean.
Grif: Yeah, you're jealous.
Sarge: Besides, takin' all the fun out of interrogating.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
